I Guess No News On Cumbie's Interview This AM

[TCUdirtbag]

This is exactly why no one in their right mind should want to work in Austin....

A quick trip to any Texas board and you'll walk away knowing Texas doesn't deserve Cumbie.

 

[riffram2011]

Why do so many lack the ability to spell the word "Fort" correctly?
 
And now discussions of "alternate birthing methods"?  Good lord.

College football. Never not weird.

 

[Long Time Lurker]

My brother in law's, third uncle's, cousin said this was all a catfishin stunt orchestrated by Briles. I don't know how good this info is but I figured you all should know.

 

[TCUdirtbag]

Why do so many lack the ability to spell the word "Fort" correctly?
 

I catch myself with the "Forth Worth" oops every once in a while. I think it's the repetitive "ort" -- your mind thinks ahead of your fingers and you inadvertently hit the "h" on both.

Always embarrassed when I do that. Have received invitations to events/weddings etc. with that typo.

 

[Moose Stuff]

You're not buying this BS are you? Someone made that up. No way that's a sticking point. And even if not, no way they explained that to UT in that excruciating detail. And even if they had there's no way anyone passes that along as a "leak," if for no other reason than they couldn't remember it.

This thing has gone full crazy (El Toro Waste). And some thought plane tracking was over the top (it is).

I don't know what the hell that is to be honest. Sadly I'm not convinced that the person who wrote it doesn't believe it. I would like to believe that Sonny actually requested none of that.

 

[Frogs On A Plane]

New "insider" post:
 
"9pm update: three of my sources are all saying there is a slight setback in $#@!bie coming to austin. as far as the nuts and bolts of football coaching and him coming to austin, it's pretty much a done deal at this point. however, what the folks in austin and fort worth failed to take into account is where mrs. $#@!bie gives birth. 
mrs. $#@!bie was all set to give birth at a medical facility in the forth worth area (my sources won't say where), and the $#@!bies, being private people, had not openly discussed this with either the group in austin or fort worth. she was very open to staying in fort worth and then coming to austin after the birth of the child, but $#@!bie understandably was going to be by his wife's side when she gave birth. the folks in austin offered the use of private jets and a helicopter in forth worth to assist $#@!bie in his commute between the facility and austin, which has firmly impressed the $#@!bies. 

the setback this evening is that he made it very clear that he was going to work near where his wife gives birth, in case he needs to leave quickly, and that even the use of a private helicopter and jets to get him from austin to fort worth would not be enough.

the folks in austin got together, and are working with three different groups in austin - st. david's, seton medical center, and the wildcard in all of this, the austin area birthing center. st. david's and seton are the natural choice - both are close to campus, seton has the benefit of basically being between campus and west lake, and some university donors have told the $#@!bies that they will have drivers on call 24/7 to get mrs. $#@!bie to the hospital, and to quickly whisk $#@!bie to his wife's side. police escorts can also be provided with 15 minutes notice to ensure a smooth transit to the hospital of her choice.

mrs. $#@!bie is also interested in alternate birthing methods, but the birthing center is located farther away from campus. university donors are willing to make helicopters available, however a suitable landing location is not available near the birthing center, and the $#@!bies have given the university 24 hours to put together a plan to buy a suitable piece of property near the birthing center, on which can be constructed a suitable landing site for two helicopters (one each for both mrs. $#@!bie and her husband). the $#@!bies are taking into consideration a landing site for a helicopter when they chose their house, and the university-supplied realtors have already provided a list of appropriate houses. some of the owners of those houses have already been told that they may have to vacate their their houses with 72 hours notice as well, but they are bound by an NDA and cannot reveal exactly which houses are under consideration.

with all of that said, i think there isn't much to fear at this point, as i consider this to be a done deal - the big donors can definitely resolve the helicopter landing site situation, should mrs. $#@!bie decide on an alternate method of delivery for the future $#@!bie."

This isn't insider info, this is Grade A trolling....

 

[bscttyb]

This isn't insider info, this is Grade A trolling....

 
HaHa! Looking for a house with a Helicopter Pad... Hilarious

 

[Frogs On A Plane]

 
HaHa! Looking for a house with a Helicopter Pad... Hilarious

Yeah... Anybody who believed this even for a second, or thought it could be true.... SMH

 

[netty2424]

New "insider" post:
 
"9pm update: three of my sources are all saying there is a slight setback in $#@!bie coming to austin. as far as the nuts and bolts of football coaching and him coming to austin, it's pretty much a done deal at this point. however, what the folks in austin and fort worth failed to take into account is where mrs. $#@!bie gives birth. 
mrs. $#@!bie was all set to give birth at a medical facility in the forth worth area (my sources won't say where), and the $#@!bies, being private people, had not openly discussed this with either the group in austin or fort worth. she was very open to staying in fort worth and then coming to austin after the birth of the child, but $#@!bie understandably was going to be by his wife's side when she gave birth. the folks in austin offered the use of private jets and a helicopter in forth worth to assist $#@!bie in his commute between the facility and austin, which has firmly impressed the $#@!bies. 

the setback this evening is that he made it very clear that he was going to work near where his wife gives birth, in case he needs to leave quickly, and that even the use of a private helicopter and jets to get him from austin to fort worth would not be enough.

the folks in austin got together, and are working with three different groups in austin - st. david's, seton medical center, and the wildcard in all of this, the austin area birthing center. st. david's and seton are the natural choice - both are close to campus, seton has the benefit of basically being between campus and west lake, and some university donors have told the $#@!bies that they will have drivers on call 24/7 to get mrs. $#@!bie to the hospital, and to quickly whisk $#@!bie to his wife's side. police escorts can also be provided with 15 minutes notice to ensure a smooth transit to the hospital of her choice.

mrs. $#@!bie is also interested in alternate birthing methods, but the birthing center is located farther away from campus. university donors are willing to make helicopters available, however a suitable landing location is not available near the birthing center, and the $#@!bies have given the university 24 hours to put together a plan to buy a suitable piece of property near the birthing center, on which can be constructed a suitable landing site for two helicopters (one each for both mrs. $#@!bie and her husband). the $#@!bies are taking into consideration a landing site for a helicopter when they chose their house, and the university-supplied realtors have already provided a list of appropriate houses. some of the owners of those houses have already been told that they may have to vacate their their houses with 72 hours notice as well, but they are bound by an NDA and cannot reveal exactly which houses are under consideration.

with all of that said, i think there isn't much to fear at this point, as i consider this to be a done deal - the big donors can definitely resolve the helicopter landing site situation, should mrs. $#@!bie decide on an alternate method of delivery for the future $#@!bie."

Here's a tip, if you're in Ft Worth, you don't need a helicopter to get to Ft Worth! Done deal. Let's all go home. Thank you and good night!

 

[FrogCoach84]

New "insider" post:
 
"9pm update: three of my sources are all saying there is a slight setback in $#@!bie coming to austin. as far as the nuts and bolts of football coaching and him coming to austin, it's pretty much a done deal at this point. however, what the folks in austin and fort worth failed to take into account is where mrs. $#@!bie gives birth. 
mrs. $#@!bie was all set to give birth at a medical facility in the forth worth area (my sources won't say where), and the $#@!bies, being private people, had not openly discussed this with either the group in austin or fort worth. she was very open to staying in fort worth and then coming to austin after the birth of the child, but $#@!bie understandably was going to be by his wife's side when she gave birth. the folks in austin offered the use of private jets and a helicopter in forth worth to assist $#@!bie in his commute between the facility and austin, which has firmly impressed the $#@!bies. 

the setback this evening is that he made it very clear that he was going to work near where his wife gives birth, in case he needs to leave quickly, and that even the use of a private helicopter and jets to get him from austin to fort worth would not be enough.

the folks in austin got together, and are working with three different groups in austin - st. david's, seton medical center, and the wildcard in all of this, the austin area birthing center. st. david's and seton are the natural choice - both are close to campus, seton has the benefit of basically being between campus and west lake, and some university donors have told the $#@!bies that they will have drivers on call 24/7 to get mrs. $#@!bie to the hospital, and to quickly whisk $#@!bie to his wife's side. police escorts can also be provided with 15 minutes notice to ensure a smooth transit to the hospital of her choice.

mrs. $#@!bie is also interested in alternate birthing methods, but the birthing center is located farther away from campus. university donors are willing to make helicopters available, however a suitable landing location is not available near the birthing center, and the $#@!bies have given the university 24 hours to put together a plan to buy a suitable piece of property near the birthing center, on which can be constructed a suitable landing site for two helicopters (one each for both mrs. $#@!bie and her husband). the $#@!bies are taking into consideration a landing site for a helicopter when they chose their house, and the university-supplied realtors have already provided a list of appropriate houses. some of the owners of those houses have already been told that they may have to vacate their their houses with 72 hours notice as well, but they are bound by an NDA and cannot reveal exactly which houses are under consideration.

with all of that said, i think there isn't much to fear at this point, as i consider this to be a done deal - the big donors can definitely resolve the helicopter landing site situation, should mrs. $#@!bie decide on an alternate method of delivery for the future $#@!bie."

I want to believe this guy is just one of the most genius trolls I've ever come across. Because that post is a work of art if so.

Unfortunately, due to my experience with "hardcore" Texas fans, I fear he is just another delusional shorthorn.

 

[Capt John Mason SAS]

This isn't insider info, this is Grade A trolling....

What?  I have been on google earth trying to find what vacant lots are going for near the hospitals in Austin.
 
If we can scoop them all up and refuse to sell them...well...

 
C'mon...who's with me?

 

[RollToad]

New "insider" post:
 
"9pm update: three of my sources are all saying there is a slight setback in $#@!bie coming to austin. as far as the nuts and bolts of football coaching and him coming to austin, it's pretty much a done deal at this point. however, what the folks in austin and fort worth failed to take into account is where mrs. $#@!bie gives birth. 
mrs. $#@!bie was all set to give birth at a medical facility in the forth worth area (my sources won't say where), and the $#@!bies, being private people, had not openly discussed this with either the group in austin or fort worth. she was very open to staying in fort worth and then coming to austin after the birth of the child, but $#@!bie understandably was going to be by his wife's side when she gave birth. the folks in austin offered the use of private jets and a helicopter in forth worth to assist $#@!bie in his commute between the facility and austin, which has firmly impressed the $#@!bies. 

the setback this evening is that he made it very clear that he was going to work near where his wife gives birth, in case he needs to leave quickly, and that even the use of a private helicopter and jets to get him from austin to fort worth would not be enough.

the folks in austin got together, and are working with three different groups in austin - st. david's, seton medical center, and the wildcard in all of this, the austin area birthing center. st. david's and seton are the natural choice - both are close to campus, seton has the benefit of basically being between campus and west lake, and some university donors have told the $#@!bies that they will have drivers on call 24/7 to get mrs. $#@!bie to the hospital, and to quickly whisk $#@!bie to his wife's side. police escorts can also be provided with 15 minutes notice to ensure a smooth transit to the hospital of her choice.

mrs. $#@!bie is also interested in alternate birthing methods, but the birthing center is located farther away from campus. university donors are willing to make helicopters available, however a suitable landing location is not available near the birthing center, and the $#@!bies have given the university 24 hours to put together a plan to buy a suitable piece of property near the birthing center, on which can be constructed a suitable landing site for two helicopters (one each for both mrs. $#@!bie and her husband). the $#@!bies are taking into consideration a landing site for a helicopter when they chose their house, and the university-supplied realtors have already provided a list of appropriate houses. some of the owners of those houses have already been told that they may have to vacate their their houses with 72 hours notice as well, but they are bound by an NDA and cannot reveal exactly which houses are under consideration.

with all of that said, i think there isn't much to fear at this point, as i consider this to be a done deal - the big donors can definitely resolve the helicopter landing site situation, should mrs. $#@!bie decide on an alternate method of delivery for the future $#@!bie."

The most silly, over the top story I've ever seen on The Onion is more believable that this BS.

That's the kind of setup the scheissing President could get arranged, not a got damn offensive coordinator at a state university.

 

[Get Your Frogs Up]

New "insider" post:
 
"9pm update: three of my sources are all saying there is a slight setback in $#@!bie coming to austin. as far as the nuts and bolts of football coaching and him coming to austin, it's pretty much a done deal at this point. however, what the folks in austin and fort worth failed to take into account is where mrs. $#@!bie gives birth. 
mrs. $#@!bie was all set to give birth at a medical facility in the forth worth area (my sources won't say where), and the $#@!bies, being private people, had not openly discussed this with either the group in austin or fort worth. she was very open to staying in fort worth and then coming to austin after the birth of the child, but $#@!bie understandably was going to be by his wife's side when she gave birth. the folks in austin offered the use of private jets and a helicopter in forth worth to assist $#@!bie in his commute between the facility and austin, which has firmly impressed the $#@!bies. 

the setback this evening is that he made it very clear that he was going to work near where his wife gives birth, in case he needs to leave quickly, and that even the use of a private helicopter and jets to get him from austin to fort worth would not be enough.

the folks in austin got together, and are working with three different groups in austin - st. david's, seton medical center, and the wildcard in all of this, the austin area birthing center. st. david's and seton are the natural choice - both are close to campus, seton has the benefit of basically being between campus and west lake, and some university donors have told the $#@!bies that they will have drivers on call 24/7 to get mrs. $#@!bie to the hospital, and to quickly whisk $#@!bie to his wife's side. police escorts can also be provided with 15 minutes notice to ensure a smooth transit to the hospital of her choice.

mrs. $#@!bie is also interested in alternate birthing methods, but the birthing center is located farther away from campus. university donors are willing to make helicopters available, however a suitable landing location is not available near the birthing center, and the $#@!bies have given the university 24 hours to put together a plan to buy a suitable piece of property near the birthing center, on which can be constructed a suitable landing site for two helicopters (one each for both mrs. $#@!bie and her husband). the $#@!bies are taking into consideration a landing site for a helicopter when they chose their house, and the university-supplied realtors have already provided a list of appropriate houses. some of the owners of those houses have already been told that they may have to vacate their their houses with 72 hours notice as well, but they are bound by an NDA and cannot reveal exactly which houses are under consideration.

with all of that said, i think there isn't much to fear at this point, as i consider this to be a done deal - the big donors can definitely resolve the helicopter landing site situation, should mrs. $#@!bie decide on an alternate method of delivery for the future $#@!bie."

Gold, Jerry.

 

[Double V]

Oh good grief, make it stop already. Thankfully this will all be over sometime tomorrow. This should be a private matter for the Cumbie's, and now it's being broadcast for all to read.

How do people not see that this is all 100% FAKE. It's a made up story just for [ Finebaum ]s and giggles.

 

[helcap]

"alternative method of delivery" Didn't Cumbie work with Boykin on that when he got here?

 

[BankerFrog]

The most silly, over the top story I've ever seen on The Onion is more believable that this BS.

That's the kind of setup the (mating between Steel & 2314) President could get arranged, not a got damn offensive coordinator at a state university.

 
If you believe that this story is true, I've got a bridge to sell you....

 

[cdsfrog]

"alternative method of delivery" Didn't Cumbie work with Boykin on that when he got here?

 
Pretty sure he just came here and told Boykin, the OL, and our entire offense "suck less, do better" 
 
And then we dominated. 

 

[Moose Stuff]

How do people not see that this is all 100% FAKE. It's a made up story just for {Craig James'} and giggles.

As fake as it seems to be, it's a fact that she's pregnant and I guarantee you it's part of the discussion. My wife went into a panic immediately when I brought up the possibility of Sonny leaving...... "But she's pregnant! No way I'm switching doctors and hospitals mid pregnancy! She could stay in FW while he goes Austin, no that won't work either! How much money are they offering him????? Man that's crazy I don't know what I'd do!!!". In fairness she never asked about a helicopter.

 

[lonestarfrog89]

As fake as it seems to be, it's a fact that she's pregnant and I guarantee you it's part of the discussion. My wife went into a panic immediately when I brought up the possibility of Sonny leaving...... "But she's pregnant! No way I'm switching doctors and hospitals mid pregnancy! She could stay in FW while he goes Austin, no that won't work either! How much money are they offering him????? Man that's crazy I don't know what I'd do!!!". In fairness she never asked about a helicopter.

 
I mean, can't be that important... I saw a video on Facebook the other day of a woman giving birth in the passenger seat (I thought it was a joke, I'm sort of scarred). So switching mid-pregnancy should be a breeze!

 

[PhillyFrog]

So, we have now reached the intersection of black helicopters and birthergate.
 
May we all live in interesting times.....