Has anyone seen my specialty plates?

[The Artist Formerly Known as PhormerPhrog]

Post Malone fans might want to read. Plane he's on now is in trouble.

http://www.tmz.com/2018/08/21/post-malone-plane-crash-landing-blew-tires-mtv-vma/

Bet his AP was going pyscho.

 

[The Artist Formerly Known as PhormerPhrog]

Check out “Rockstar” “Fall apart” and “white iverson” and he can rip some classic tunes....

Dude is ridiculously talented.

 

[Peacefrog]

Wasn’t me. Farthest I’ve gone is 40 feet.

Corrected.

 

[Land Frog]

Wasn’t me. Fastest I’ve gone is 40.

In a school zone...

 

[RollToad]

Sorry... saw a motorcycle accident and just made an assumption.

A safe one at that.

 

[RollToad]

In a school zone...

No way. There’s traffic. It was late evening when I went that fast.

 

[Land Frog]

Q,

Did you see the Savitsky Cats on Americas Got Talent?

Impressive (for cats)

@QuilterFrawg

 

[The Artist Formerly Known as PhormerPhrog]

Friday I threw down 500 on new brakes for my wife's car. Yesterday my truck died out in front of Neiman Marcus. $433 to reprogram the hybrid battery. Schleiss me.

 

[QuilterFrawg]

Q,

Did you see the Savitsky Cats on Americas Got Talent?

Impressive (for cats)

@QuilterFrawg

No, I missed it.
Just dialed up the previous episode on You Tube. Very impressive.
And cute.

 

[Peacefrog]

Friday I threw down 500 on new brakes for my wife's car. Yesterday my truck died out in front of Neiman Marcus. $433 to reprogram the hybrid battery. Schleiss me.

If you can afford to shop at Neiman Marcus the repair shouldn’t be a problem. Just don’t buy one pair of socks and your even.

 

[RollToad]

If you can afford to shop at Neiman Marcus the repair shouldn’t be a problem. Just don’t buy one pair of socks and your even.

*you’re

 

[Peacefrog]

*you’re

Dammit.

 

[The Artist Formerly Known as PhormerPhrog]

If you can afford to shop at Neiman Marcus the repair shouldn’t be a problem. Just don’t buy one pair of socks and your even.

I was actually driving by on my way to the We Work building. I called my wife and she calls back a few minutes later freaking out bc she assumed I was in a bad part of town.

 

[Peacefrog]

I was actually driving by on my way to the We Work building. I called my wife and she calls back a few minutes later freaking out bc she assumed I was in a bad part of town.

You weren’t in a bad part of town You were just in the Plano part of Fort Worth.

 

[The Artist Formerly Known as PhormerPhrog]

You weren’t in a bad part of town You were just in the Plano part of Fort Worth.

Plano. I will cut the throat of the next person who mentions that scheissing city. Wife got a ticket in July. I forgot to pay it before the time they said it did. She got a failure to appear penalty. Fine. Whatever. Penalty went from $55 to 161. Wasnt happy but I wrote a check and mailed it on the 5th. Get a letter in the mail yesterday that they received it on the 16th but there's an additional fine of $316. Called this morning and those liars said it was postmarked the 15th and since it wasnt received by the 13th the fine went up. Now, they say paying the $316 isn't enough. We need to not only pay it by the 29th but we have to pay it in person by that date or else there will be another fine on top of that. Oh yeah, my wife currently has a warrant for this [ deposit from a bull that looks like Art Briles ]. Bunch of scheissing extortionists.

 

[Peacefrog]

Plano. I will cut the throat of the next person who mentions that scheissing city. Wife got a ticket in July. I forgot to pay it before the time they said it did. She got a failure to appear penalty. Fine. Whatever. Penalty went from $55 to 161. Wasnt happy but I wrote a check and mailed it on the 5th. Get a letter in the mail yesterday that they received it on the 16th but there's an additional fine of $316. Called this morning and those scheissing liars said it was postmarked the 15th and since it wasnt received by the 13th the fine went up. Now, they say paying the $316 isn't enough. We need to not only pay it by the 29th but we have to pay it in person by that date or else there will be another fine on top of that. Oh yeah, my wife currently has a warrant for this [ deposit from a bull that looks like Art Briles ]. Bunch of scheissing extortionists.

I was going to use Frisco instead of Plano. I’m sort of glad I didn’t. Hell of a rant. Well done.

Edit: this doesn’t count as me mentioning Plano which would result in you cutting my throat for mentioning Plano, right Plano...err...Phomer?

 

[Frog-in-law1995]

Got a ticket in Roanoke and it was $450. Their motto should be “To Harass and Exploit.” They do nothing but give out tickets. scheiss them.

Traffic ticket? Were you in a school zone?

 

[The Artist Formerly Known as PhormerPhrog]

I was going to use Frisco instead of Plano. I’m sort of glad I didn’t. Hell of a rant. Well done.

Edit: this doesn’t count as me mentioning Plano which would result in you cutting my throat for mentioning Plano, right Plano...err...Phomer?

You held my Yeti cup in safe keeping for way longer than I would have protected yours. Your throat is safe.

 

[The Artist Formerly Known as PhormerPhrog]

Nerd alert but pretty darn cool.

 

[Mean Purple]

Traffic ticket? Were you in a school zone?

He was in Roanoke. geez