TopFrog
Lifelong Frog
When you begin to troll, keep it simple. Use tried and true things like, "your team sucks, you don't play anybody", you know, things like that. Maybe throw in "your coach is a jerk" or a "your QB has red hair".
Then, once you get good at it, you can start to attack individual posters and such. Maybe attack their spelling or grammar. Then move up to their education.
One sign of a bad troll is other posters actually giving you tips on how to improve your trolling ability. So go ahead, try again. And this time - make us MAD. I want to you make me feel bad about winning the Rose Bowl, dang it.
Use more CAPS to REALLY EMPHASIZE what an idiot you really ARE. Also, be sure to MISSPEL some wurdz and throw in more !!!!! NOW you are TROLING like a KING!!!!!