Update. So to solve the dilemma I stayed at the marriage conference with my wife and moved us to the very corner. Then I simultaneously, surreptitiously watched the game on WatchESPN (I still can't stand Sam Jackson) on my cell, and took notes on both the "we fight too" module and the "marital intimacy" module. Mission accomplished. And got to leave early and see the last two innings on the big screen at home. Wife is happy, I am happy, all is well with the world.
So now I've just thoroughly amused myself by reading the game thread on Txags, getting updated here, and getting ready to leave early tomorrow to see another great game tomorrow.
Good night and Go Frogs!
