OK, since you brought up the subject of vegan:
A few years ago, Steel was in Chi-town for a trial during the winter; worst winter, in fact, in 12 years in Chicago. There for 3 weeks for a bad mid-air that the aircraft landed on a hospital and burned it. Federal court.
ANYWAY, one of the guys I was with, a hard headed old Marine, decides we shoul;d go out for dinner one night. he says he saw a place that looked good, and he forgets the name but we can navigate to it. Well, we wander around Chicago, in air temps of about -11 and wind chills about -40, inadeuqatelt outfitted (hell, being dressed in 4 layers of whale blubber and a polar bear fur would have been inadequate!), and he finally "finds" the place. We wait in a long line and are finally seated in one of the few seats and they bring us a menu. Guess what? It's vegan! And he and I are decidedly NOT vegans. Furthermore, neither of us understood that vegan doesn't just mean no meat--it means no animal products whatsoever. That means no cheese. No milk. No eggs. No butter.
Needless to say, my friend has never heard the end of this. And never will : )
Ta daaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Thank you. Thank you very much.