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I'M DEAD SERIOUS!!! I cannot believe people. Some will say, "Dude, it's marrage, you have to put up with some stuff, learn to deal with it".
NO, this is crap. I know all of my friends love to tailgate and all of my really close friends(each one IN THE WEDDING) look forward to TCU football season for 8 months. So guess what, you wait those long 8 months, and... "Guys, I'm getting married, please be in my wedding, ruin one of your best 6 weekends of the year. Better yet, ruin the best home game of the year(Utah)." If you do this, what will you get in return?? Your true friends will be calling you a P-word behind your back for the entire weekend, guaranteed.
I got married in June, because I have a pair, and because I care about my friends. But have been invited to/involved in many of these assanine fall weddings. It is getting to be ridiculous. Just say, "honey, I love you, but my friends would appreciate a wedding that isn't during Sept-Nov." If you are a huge P, than say, "baby, wouldn't a spring wedding be beautiful?" Use the Castanza outlook, "The first day of Spring!!"