Macy's Thanksgiving Parade is America.Wife is monopolizing the TV with Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade rather than the World Cup.
Please kill me.
You only have one TV.
Remove the man card
Mouth hug minimum to have to watch a parade.I'm holding out hope he negotiated a Thanksgiving handy. If so, mancard retained.
And that’s exactly what just happened.Sucks you won't get to see Renaldo act like a little [ hundin].
All the other TV’s are in bedrooms. Don’t want to watch TV from a bed.You only have one TV.
Remove the man card
That's just about the biggest whine everAll the other TV’s are in bedrooms. Don’t want to watch TV from a bed.
Likely.That's just about the biggest whine ever
Macy's Thanksgiving Parade is America.
World cup is a communist sport, played by commies.
You forgot to say "Brother!" at the end.
Watching the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade while making fun of the presenters, performances and fat people in leotards is a time honored American tradition.