We missed our baby’s 13th birthday a few weeks ago. HASMSP became a teenager on January 5. We’re all terrible parents. Terrible, old, parents.
Found this in my youtube library. NSW.
This is what I'd imagine Art Briles' chest looks like.Just installed new drop lighting in the living room. Really enjoying the ambiance, though looks like I need to turn the heat up.
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43 nowEven @Ron Swanson is old. IIRC, HoustonFrog used to post about his single life and debauchery. Now we are turning into our parents, like the Progressive commercial. I measured snow with a tape measure yesterday.
Billups only checks in about every five years. HASMSP has grown up basically not knowing their father. The rest of us have had to fill in as father figures to try and prevent HASMSP from choosing the wrong path.I feel like I missed his pre-teen years. Really been kind of a deadbeat dad since 4th grade.
Pretty sure you meant to post this elsewhere, with the lead, dear Penthouse forum.PSA for the Dating in the Digital Era:
So back in September, my younger brother (46) passed away unexpectedly. He was unmarried (although a few long time girlfriends) and had no children (that we know about). He lived the true bachelor lifestyle. In today's digital era, that means he had a lot of dating profiles on different apps and subsequently a lot of text discussions that involved "sexy time" pictures/videos on his phone. Not me at all, but common for this day & age and no judgement on my part. Except...
...when I am the one who has to go through his phone and clean the thing out. This is where the PSA comes into play:
PLEASE KEEP ALL YOUR "SEXY TIME" PICTURES IN A SEPARATE FOLDER SO THEY ARE EASY TO DISPOSE OF!!!
This jamoke kept all of his D pics just in his general photos folder. So as I am trying to go through his phone to find pictures for the service, there is him holding his D right among the pictures of a nice car he saw, or even worse, next to a picture my family that he had saved. If the saying is that "the person you have the most pictures of on your phone is your best friend," than we all know who is best friend was. Literally, his phone's memory was 90% full and 90% of that was photos, and 90% of photos were of his D. We're talking GBs of Ds. Him in a mirror, him holding it, he tried to get artsy and put some light filter on it, make it into a cartoon filter, etc.
And this isn't even the worst part, because I am the one that had to turn his phone back to the cell phone company. So I am trying to glean the nice pictures out to save and delete all the D pics. All I can think of is that he was trying to get me back for torturing him when we were kids because I had to individually select all these pictures which meant I had to place my finger on each of those photos. The intimacy of that process was extremely unsettling and left me retching with every selection. I know he was watching down on me (or up at me) cackling through this whole process.
So 2 things:
1. Make sure you have a "phone" buddy that will take care of all of this for you at your passing. And make sure they know where to find your passwords/codes. But even more important...
2. Please don't make them have to touch your junk in order to get rid of stuff. Either keep these pictures in a separate folder or make sure you are using a message app that auto-deletes them or something.
Geo
So, none accidentally made it into the memorial service?PSA for the Dating in the Digital Era:
So back in September, my younger brother (46) passed away unexpectedly. He was unmarried (although a few long time girlfriends) and had no children (that we know about). He lived the true bachelor lifestyle. In today's digital era, that means he had a lot of dating profiles on different apps and subsequently a lot of text discussions that involved "sexy time" pictures/videos on his phone. Not me at all, but common for this day & age and no judgement on my part. Except...
...when I am the one who has to go through his phone and clean the thing out. This is where the PSA comes into play:
PLEASE KEEP ALL YOUR "SEXY TIME" PICTURES IN A SEPARATE FOLDER SO THEY ARE EASY TO DISPOSE OF!!!
This jamoke kept all of his D pics just in his general photos folder. So as I am trying to go through his phone to find pictures for the service, there is him holding his D right among the pictures of a nice car he saw, or even worse, next to a picture my family that he had saved. If the saying is that "the person you have the most pictures of on your phone is your best friend," than we all know who is best friend was. Literally, his phone's memory was 90% full and 90% of that was photos, and 90% of photos were of his D. We're talking GBs of Ds. Him in a mirror, him holding it, he tried to get artsy and put some light filter on it, make it into a cartoon filter, etc.
And this isn't even the worst part, because I am the one that had to turn his phone back to the cell phone company. So I am trying to glean the nice pictures out to save and delete all the D pics. All I can think of is that he was trying to get me back for torturing him when we were kids because I had to individually select all these pictures which meant I had to place my finger on each of those photos. The intimacy of that process was extremely unsettling and left me retching with every selection. I know he was watching down on me (or up at me) cackling through this whole process.
So 2 things:
1. Make sure you have a "phone" buddy that will take care of all of this for you at your passing. And make sure they know where to find your passwords/codes. But even more important...
2. Please don't make them have to touch your junk in order to get rid of stuff. Either keep these pictures in a separate folder or make sure you are using a message app that auto-deletes them or something.
Geo
Would make sense if he had kept all those pics of his D in the Junk folder...PSA for the Dating in the Digital Era:
So back in September, my younger brother (46) passed away unexpectedly. He was unmarried (although a few long time girlfriends) and had no children (that we know about). He lived the true bachelor lifestyle. In today's digital era, that means he had a lot of dating profiles on different apps and subsequently a lot of text discussions that involved "sexy time" pictures/videos on his phone. Not me at all, but common for this day & age and no judgement on my part. Except...
...when I am the one who has to go through his phone and clean the thing out. This is where the PSA comes into play:
PLEASE KEEP ALL YOUR "SEXY TIME" PICTURES IN A SEPARATE FOLDER SO THEY ARE EASY TO DISPOSE OF!!!
This jamoke kept all of his D pics just in his general photos folder. So as I am trying to go through his phone to find pictures for the service, there is him holding his D right among the pictures of a nice car he saw, or even worse, next to a picture my family that he had saved. If the saying is that "the person you have the most pictures of on your phone is your best friend," than we all know who is best friend was. Literally, his phone's memory was 90% full and 90% of that was photos, and 90% of photos were of his D. We're talking GBs of Ds. Him in a mirror, him holding it, he tried to get artsy and put some light filter on it, make it into a cartoon filter, etc.
And this isn't even the worst part, because I am the one that had to turn his phone back to the cell phone company. So I am trying to glean the nice pictures out to save and delete all the D pics. All I can think of is that he was trying to get me back for torturing him when we were kids because I had to individually select all these pictures which meant I had to place my finger on each of those photos. The intimacy of that process was extremely unsettling and left me retching with every selection. I know he was watching down on me (or up at me) cackling through this whole process.
So 2 things:
1. Make sure you have a "phone" buddy that will take care of all of this for you at your passing. And make sure they know where to find your passwords/codes. But even more important...
2. Please don't make them have to touch your junk in order to get rid of stuff. Either keep these pictures in a separate folder or make sure you are using a message app that auto-deletes them or something.
Geo
Did he at least save some of the pictures he got back from the girls?PSA for the Dating in the Digital Era:
So back in September, my younger brother (46) passed away unexpectedly. He was unmarried (although a few long time girlfriends) and had no children (that we know about). He lived the true bachelor lifestyle. In today's digital era, that means he had a lot of dating profiles on different apps and subsequently a lot of text discussions that involved "sexy time" pictures/videos on his phone. Not me at all, but common for this day & age and no judgement on my part. Except...
...when I am the one who has to go through his phone and clean the thing out. This is where the PSA comes into play:
PLEASE KEEP ALL YOUR "SEXY TIME" PICTURES IN A SEPARATE FOLDER SO THEY ARE EASY TO DISPOSE OF!!!
This jamoke kept all of his D pics just in his general photos folder. So as I am trying to go through his phone to find pictures for the service, there is him holding his D right among the pictures of a nice car he saw, or even worse, next to a picture my family that he had saved. If the saying is that "the person you have the most pictures of on your phone is your best friend," than we all know who is best friend was. Literally, his phone's memory was 90% full and 90% of that was photos, and 90% of photos were of his D. We're talking GBs of Ds. Him in a mirror, him holding it, he tried to get artsy and put some light filter on it, make it into a cartoon filter, etc.
And this isn't even the worst part, because I am the one that had to turn his phone back to the cell phone company. So I am trying to glean the nice pictures out to save and delete all the D pics. All I can think of is that he was trying to get me back for torturing him when we were kids because I had to individually select all these pictures which meant I had to place my finger on each of those photos. The intimacy of that process was extremely unsettling and left me retching with every selection. I know he was watching down on me (or up at me) cackling through this whole process.
So 2 things:
1. Make sure you have a "phone" buddy that will take care of all of this for you at your passing. And make sure they know where to find your passwords/codes. But even more important...
2. Please don't make them have to touch your junk in order to get rid of stuff. Either keep these pictures in a separate folder or make sure you are using a message app that auto-deletes them or something.
Geo