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Purp

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GeoFrog said:
PSA for the Dating in the Digital Era:

So back in September, my younger brother (46) passed away unexpectedly. He was unmarried (although a few long time girlfriends) and had no children (that we know about). He lived the true bachelor lifestyle. In today's digital era, that means he had a lot of dating profiles on different apps and subsequently a lot of text discussions that involved "sexy time" pictures/videos on his phone. Not me at all, but common for this day & age and no judgement on my part. Except...

...when I am the one who has to go through his phone and clean the thing out. This is where the PSA comes into play:

PLEASE KEEP ALL YOUR "SEXY TIME" PICTURES IN A SEPARATE FOLDER SO THEY ARE EASY TO DISPOSE OF!!!

This jamoke kept all of his D pics just in his general photos folder. So as I am trying to go through his phone to find pictures for the service, there is him holding his D right among the pictures of a nice car he saw, or even worse, next to a picture my family that he had saved. If the saying is that "the person you have the most pictures of on your phone is your best friend," than we all know who is best friend was. Literally, his phone's memory was 90% full and 90% of that was photos, and 90% of photos were of his D. We're talking GBs of Ds. Him in a mirror, him holding it, he tried to get artsy and put some light filter on it, make it into a cartoon filter, etc.

And this isn't even the worst part, because I am the one that had to turn his phone back to the cell phone company. So I am trying to glean the nice pictures out to save and delete all the D pics. All I can think of is that he was trying to get me back for torturing him when we were kids because I had to individually select all these pictures which meant I had to place my finger on each of those photos. The intimacy of that process was extremely unsettling and left me retching with every selection. I know he was watching down on me (or up at me) cackling through this whole process.

So 2 things:
1. Make sure you have a "phone" buddy that will take care of all of this for you at your passing. And make sure they know where to find your passwords/codes. But even more important...
2. Please don't make them have to touch your junk in order to get rid of stuff. Either keep these pictures in a separate folder or make sure you are using a message app that auto-deletes them or something.

Geo
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That's more D than the 85 Bears. Holy boat!

All I heard in my head reading that was the SNL "Da Bears" guys saying "Dick-uh" and "mini Dick-uh."
 
GeoFrog

GeoFrog

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froginmn said:
Did he at least save some of the pictures he got back from the girls?
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Oh, there were plenty of those also. I was even warned by his live-in gf at the time that she may appear in there. Being a gentleman, I assured her I would use discretion and just delete them, which I did.

I have to clarify “live-in” because he typically always had a live-in gf and then 1 or 2 on the side. In fact, it made for a little drama at the Celebration of Life because of all these women meeting each other and finding out he was in other relationships.
 
The Frog to be Named Later

The Frog to be Named Later

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An-Cap Frog said:
Would make sense if he had kept all those pics of his D in the Junk folder...
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Speaking of which this T thing is getting out of hand — all over town are hand written signs for junk removal. Pretty sure if I was wired that way and needed to switch up my downstairs plumbing I wouldn’t use a guy advertising on a cardboard sign and a street corner.
 
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