Has anyone seen my specialty plates?

[The Artist Formerly Known as PhormerPhrog]

I don't think the strategy worked. You sound like a complete psychopath.

Not sure if serious...

 

[TCURiggs]

Not sure if serious...

You know I like you, but your phone bits (battery, ignoring notifications, etc...) are questionable...

 

[The Artist Formerly Known as PhormerPhrog]

You know I like you, but your phone bits (battery, ignoring notifications, etc...) are questionable...

Yeah, can't wait to send Peace a screenshot of all the notifications and crap at the top of my screen.

Btw, 35% and going up rn.

 

[Peacefrog]

Send me a text.

I’m sure you are aware you can initiate a text from your end.

 

[Boomhauer]

I don't think the strategy worked. You sound like a complete psychopath.

 

[nwlafrog]

urn, coffin, skull emoji

 

[nwlafrog]

Saw a decent amount of Baylor folk the last few days along with Astro people here in Galveston. Strange bunch that fan base. I was the opposite and supported the good guys and the frogs.

 

[nwlafrog]

Dad joke. It’s bad so here’s a warning.

Our waiter asked what I wanted to drink and I told him 2 dos equis. He told me that he had a friend who got Carona twice. He said his friend was feeling dos sickies

 

[froginmn]

Dad joke. It’s bad so here’s a warning.

Our waiter asked what I wanted to drink and I told him 2 dos equis. He told me that he had a friend who got Carona twice. He said his friend was feeling dos sickies

 

[froginmn]

If I have to watch Coronavirus news, it might as well be Christi Paul reading it.

 

[Purp]

I can’t stand a single notification on an app. Sometimes I have to leave things unread so I don’t forget to deal with them and it causes real pain in my brain.

This is me 100%. I leave emails unread at work to ensure I don't forget to address them. It's a more effective tool than flagging and setting reminders for me.

My wife has unread notifications all over the place. I think it's her clever way of keeping my hands off of her phone.

 

[ftwfrog]

Dad joke. It’s bad so here’s a warning.

Our waiter asked what I wanted to drink and I told him 2 dos equis. He told me that he had a friend who got Carona twice. He said his friend was feeling dos sickies

After Tom Hanks has announced his bad news, John Travolta has now tested positive for the corona virus. Luckily, they did further testing, and don’t worry, it’s just a case of Saturday Night Fever.

I know. I know it’s an awful dad joke.

But don’t worry, he’s staying alive.

 

[The Artist Formerly Known as PhormerPhrog]

This is me 100%. I leave emails unread at work to ensure I don't forget to address them. It's a more effective tool than flagging and setting reminders for me.

My wife has unread notifications all over the place. I think it's her clever way of keeping my hands off of her phone.

I have over 3500 unread work emails.

 

[Purp]

I have over 3500 unread work emails.

I'm with @TCURiggs; you're darned up in the head and I wouldn't hire you. Don't respond to emails or texts... You're the "don't call me, I'll call you" guy on steroids.

 

[Ron Swanson]

I have over 3500 unread work emails.

I mean, I seriously don’t understand how you can be a functioning employee. How does that work?

 

[Peacefrog]

I have over 3500 unread work emails.

This makes my skin crawl.

Email updates daily from pron hub don’t count as work emails.

 

[Purp]

Dad joke. It’s bad so here’s a warning.

Our waiter asked what I wanted to drink and I told him 2 dos equis. He told me that he had a friend who got Carona twice. He said his friend was feeling dos sickies

After Tom Hanks has announced his bad news, John Travolta has now tested positive for the corona virus. Luckily, they did further testing, and don’t worry, it’s just a case of Saturday Night Fever.

I know. I know it’s an awful dad joke.

But don’t worry, he’s staying alive.

This is not a laughing matter guys. Y'all are turning this into the cornyavirus.

 

[The Artist Formerly Known as PhormerPhrog]

I mean, I seriously don’t understand how you can be a functioning employee. How does that work?

Guarantee 90% of them are reply all thank you's.

 

[The Artist Formerly Known as PhormerPhrog]

I'm with @TCURiggs; you're darned up in the head and I wouldn't hire you. Don't respond to emails or texts... You're the "don't call me, I'll call you" guy on steroids.

I'm high on the Peter Gibbons scale.

 

[MTfrog5]

Guarantee 90% of them are reply all thank you's.

You should read them all just to be sure.