Has anyone seen my specialty plates?

[SnoSki]

You might consider just setting it on fire. Old whataburger bags may excellent fuel.

I love some whata just about anytime but man, if your buddy has had whataburger in his car in the previous 48 hours, you can tell.

 

[SnoSki]

I did that in Dallas and it was my neighbor's homeless/wanderer older brother's vehicle who was staying with him for a month. Ooops

When that kidnapping went down the other day I was relieved to see that it wasn’t the car that has been parked on my street (both dark colored, non-luxury sedans with paper plates)

 

[SnoSki]

Today I learned that I didn’t know the capital city of Missouri.

 

[Ron Swanson]

Today I learned that I didn’t know the capital city of Missouri.

I don’t think that’s worth a post. I don’t know the capitals of a bunch of states.

 

[tcudoc]

I don’t think that’s worth a post. I don’t know the capitals of a bunch of states.

Juneau you should brush up on that...

 

[Frog-in-law1995]

Juneau you should brush up on that...

I didn’t, but Alaska friend later.

 

[Frog-in-law1995]

Damnit. I’m sorry everyone. I’ll take a lap.

 

[netty2424]

I didn’t, but Alaska friend later.

Juneau Iowa bunch of money to him. Alaska bank for a loan.

 

[tcudoc]

Juneau Iowa bunch of money to him. Alaska bank for a loan.

I feel responsible for this. Apologies.

 

[Purp]

Grandpa jokes abound this morning. My how times have changed. Maybe doc is contagious.

 

[tcudoc]

Grandpa jokes abound this morning. My how times have changed. Maybe doc is contagious.

I am patient zero...

 

[ShadowFrog]

Montpelier, Vermont
That’s 2 Monts at once, can’t be right.

 

[Frog-in-law1995]

Montpelier, Vermont
That’s 2 Monts at once, can’t be right.

I don’t know, seems to have worked pretty well for Dolly Parton.

 

[QuilterFrawg]

If you looked up "loser" in the dictionary, you'd see this guy.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/man-alle...butt-accidentally-shoots-himself-in-testicles

 

[Frog-in-law1995]

If you looked up "loser" in the dictionary, you'd see this guy.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/man-alle...butt-accidentally-shoots-himself-in-testicles

That’s the greatest headline ever. I’d’ve lost a lot of money betting he was from Florida though

 

[WhiteHispanicFrog]

That’s the greatest headline ever. I’d’ve lost a lot of money betting he was from Florida though

Florida man you say?


Florida Man Arrested For Practicing Karate By Kicking Swans In The Head

 

[Frog-in-law1995]

Florida man is my favorite search term, and it’s not close.

 

[WhiteHispanicFrog]

Florida man is my favorite search term, and it’s not close.

Florida Man is just half of the equation.

(Disregarding the 38 other genders)


Florida woman claims wind blew cocaine into her purse

 

[netty2424]

Florida Man is just half of the equation.

(Disregarding the 38 other genders)


Florida woman claims wind blew cocaine into her purse

Can’t completely rule it out.

 

[Purp]

If you looked up "loser" in the dictionary, you'd see this guy.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/man-alle...butt-accidentally-shoots-himself-in-testicles

Why do they refer to him as an ex-con? Seems like he's a current con. And after 13 prior felony convictions by age 27 you might as well carry the con badge for the remainder of your life. Holy darn that's a lot of chicanery.