Mean Purple
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Hall-of-Famer right there.If you looked up "loser" in the dictionary, you'd see this guy.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/man-alle...butt-accidentally-shoots-himself-in-testicles
Hall-of-Famer right there.If you looked up "loser" in the dictionary, you'd see this guy.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/man-alle...butt-accidentally-shoots-himself-in-testicles
She started out by having marijuana blown into her purse.Florida Man is just half of the equation.
(Disregarding the 38 other genders)
https://www.abc15.com/news/national/florida-woman-claims-wind-blew-cocaine-into-her-purse
Florida woman claims wind blew cocaine into her purse
https://www.abc15.com/news/national/florida-woman-claims-wind-blew-cocaine-into-her-purse
I like that he was hiding it in his anus but that it isn't even illegal there.If you looked up "loser" in the dictionary, you'd see this guy.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/man-alle...butt-accidentally-shoots-himself-in-testicles
Florida woman claims wind blew some blow into her purse.Florida Man is just half of the equation.
(Disregarding the 38 other genders)
Florida woman claims wind blew cocaine into her purse
Reminds me of a Mitch Hedberg joke: "I used to do drugs...I still do...but I used to also"Why do they refer to him as an ex-con? Seems like he's a current con. And after 13 prior felony convictions by age 27 you might as well carry the con badge for the remainder of your life. Holy darn that's a lot of chicanery.
Loved Mitch Hedberg.Reminds me of a Mitch Hedberg joke: "I used to do drugs...I still do...but I used to also"
One of the best of all time. Man had demons. RIPLoved Mitch Hedberg.
You read most of his jokes and the words in that order are really stupid. But you hear him deliver them and it's solid gold.
"I've got a koala bear infestation at my house. It's the cutest infestation ever."
If you don't read that with his voice in your head it looks like a kindergartener rambling.
Mitch Hedberg and Norm Macdonald are my two favorites of all time. The material for both is a bit corny, but their delivery is what makes them so funny.
I saw Jim Gaffigan the other night in Irving. Solid show. Always kills.
Brian Regan was great (my favorite) for a few years. I feel like his bit has grown tired or he has completely run out of material. The last few comedy specials have felt a bit forced.
I watched the Netflix Ray Romano special and I was really surprised how good it was. Way funnier than I expected. He has still got it for sure.
You know what I like about escalators? They can never break down, they can only become stairs. You shouldn't see a sign that says "escalator out of order", only "escalator temporarily stairs"Loved Mitch Hedberg.
You read most of his jokes and the words in that order are really stupid. But you hear him deliver them and it's solid gold.
"I've got a koala bear infestation at my house. It's the cutest infestation ever."
If you don't read that with his voice in your head it looks like a kindergartener rambling.
Sorry for the convenience.You know what I like about escalators? They can never break down, they can only become stairs. You shouldn't see a sign that says "escalator out of order", only "escalator temporarily stairs"
Mitch Hedberg and Norm Macdonald are my two favorites of all time. The material for both is a bit corny, but their delivery is what makes them so funny.
I saw Jim Gaffigan the other night in Irving. Solid show. Always kills.
Brian Regan was great (my favorite) for a few years. I feel like his bit has grown tired or he has completely run out of material. The last few comedy specials have felt a bit forced.
I watched the Netflix Ray Romano special and I was really surprised how good it was. Way funnier than I expected. He has still got it for sure.
Some people are simply too smartJeopardy James just had his 27th win and broke the $2,000,000 mark.
You know what I like about escalators? They can never break down, they can only become stairs. You shouldn't see a sign that says "escalator out of order", only "escalator temporarily stairs"
Which traeger is brisket sized? Or at least big enough for half of one (I’m not planning to feed 20 ppl at once).