Mean Purple
Active Member
Hall-of-Famer right there.
Has anyone seen my specialty plates?
- Thread starter BillupsFrog
- Start date
PurplFrawg
Administrator
She started out by having marijuana blown into her purse.
I like that he was hiding it in his anus but that it isn't even illegal there.
Purp
Active Member
Florida woman claims wind blew some blow into her purse.
talor
Active Member
Reminds me of a Mitch Hedberg joke: "I used to do drugs...I still do...but I used to also"
Purp
Active Member
Loved Mitch Hedberg.
You read most of his jokes and the words in that order are really stupid. But you hear him deliver them and it's solid gold.
"I've got a koala bear infestation at my house. It's the cutest infestation ever."
If you don't read that with his voice in your head it looks like a kindergartener rambling.
Peacefrog
Degenerate
One of the best of all time. Man had demons. RIP
tcudoc
Full Member
Mitch Hedberg and Norm Macdonald are my two favorites of all time. The material for both is a bit corny, but their delivery is what makes them so funny.
I saw Jim Gaffigan the other night in Irving. Solid show. Always kills.
Brian Regan was great (my favorite) for a few years. I feel like his bit has grown tired or he has completely run out of material. The last few comedy specials have felt a bit forced.
I watched the Netflix Ray Romano special and I was really surprised how good it was. Way funnier than I expected. He has still got it for sure.
I saw Jim Gaffigan the other night in Irving. Solid show. Always kills.
Brian Regan was great (my favorite) for a few years. I feel like his bit has grown tired or he has completely run out of material. The last few comedy specials have felt a bit forced.
I watched the Netflix Ray Romano special and I was really surprised how good it was. Way funnier than I expected. He has still got it for sure.
SuperBarrFrog
Active Member
My favorite live I saw was Louis CK. Saw him at Bass Hall in the fancy box seats then again in Athens after I moved to ATL. I was so disappointed when his scandal happened.
Also, saw that Bass hall performance with some of the guys from 4day Weekend and I never saw them laugh so hard outside our backstage green room.
satis1103
DAOTONPYH EHT LIAH LLA
You know what I like about escalators? They can never break down, they can only become stairs. You shouldn't see a sign that says "escalator out of order", only "escalator temporarily stairs"
QuilterFrawg
CDR USN (Ret)
Jeopardy James just had his 27th win and broke the $2,000,000 mark.
tcudoc
Full Member
Sorry for the convenience.
nwlafrog
Active Member
We listened to Mike Burbiglia on our last road trip. Thought he was pretty funny.
“Sometimes when I do a joke and it doesn’t get a lot of laughs, it kind of feels like I’m doing jazz. That’s kinda cool because jazz is cool, but sometimes jazz sucks… Maybe I’m the Kenny G of comedy.”
Some people are simply too smart
The Artist Formerly Known as PhormerPhrog
Full Member
Last week we were walking around the Botanic Garden and there was a sign along a path that
read "sidewalk temporarily closed" and that's all I could think of the entire time.
TCURiggs
Active Member
We were talking about Major Leauge/Bob Uecker on a group message earlier this week, which led me to think about one of Norm's (one of my favorites as well) Letterman appearances where he talks about Uecker (11:30ish mark):
That bit kills me, but that whole interview is fantastic.
"Great big fat guy, but still nice!"
That bit kills me, but that whole interview is fantastic.
"Great big fat guy, but still nice!"
Frog-in-law1995
Active Member
Did you ever buy a pellet smoker? I finally broke down and got one and am loving it.
