FWST: You Are Not Going to Believe What Elite Coach is Calling it Quits and Why TCU is to Blame

[Peacefrog]

Okay, gotta admit it, upon reading the thread "headline" I was ready to stick more pins into the Muck Voodoo Doll, but then it dawned on me I'd been "Onionated." WTG, Peacefrog, you delivered a great spoof because it's so doggone believable.

Big Steaming Pile is the kind of guy that would teach a college course and make attendance mandatory.