Sorry Frog-in-Law, I got a Houston Chron Breaking News alert that said "Weird Al" actor dies at 69, and then another one that said "David Bowie dies at 69...". I just assumed it was both of them that died (Yankovic and Bowie). It never occurred to me that there's no way Weird Al is 69 years old.
Also, what dumbass at Houston Chron got David Bowie confused with David Bowe (the actor in Weird Al's "UHF")?
Anyways, I'll go sit in the corner on this one for not vetting it, but that's how I misinterpreted the emails from Houston Chron.