Baylor Forum Haiku Thread

[Froglaw]

Here you go if you'd like to have some fun on Baylor Fans.

Harmless and calls for a bit of talent.

Baylor Fan Forum

 

[sous vide]

Here you go if you'd like to have some fun on Baylor Fans.

Harmless and calls for a bit of talent.

Baylor Fan Forum

some real delusion going on down there :biggrin:

 

[NubomTurk]

A&M and UT
say Baylor is their doormat
good job, Big 12/10!

Forty-five to ten
by definition, no fluke.
Griffin blows hot air.

Illini blowout.
At least we made a bowl game,
unlike the Longwhorns.

By the way, I don't have an account on BaylorFans. For some reason, the admins didn't like my proposed nickname, "Schadenfroggie."

So, anyone who does have an account over there, please feel free to post these. And yes, I'm talking to YOU, baylormaniac!

 

[gohornedfrogs]

Baylor can't win games
Politicians show their might
Kissing Bevo's ring

 

[BleedNPurple]

TCU Is Steak
Baylor is McDonalds
Baylor chokes

 

[Stiff Arm Frog]

South prevailing winds
Meet Northern gusts in Waco
Yep, Baylor sucks

 

[NubomTurk]

Did anyone see
SoonerFrogs' Jugband reference?
Well played, SoonerFrogs.

 

[Stiff Arm Frog]

This one was my favorite from their board:

TCU in Big East
Baylor in Big 12, 11, 10, 9, . . .
CUSA

 

[NubomTurk]

Qaddafi brought down.
Earthquake rattles the east coast.
Same old Baylor Bears.


Bedouins fire
their AK's skyward because
the Frogs beat Baylor.


Newbomb's posting
topical haikus. He's tuned
to CNN now.

 

[SoonerFrogs]

I don't mess around

 

[NubomTurk]

I don't mess around

No offense, but
that's a terrible haiku,
Mister SoonerFrogs.

 

[ShadowFrog]

Hmmm, not the kinda Japanese smack I was expecting so I'll post my own.

 

[screetch]

A&M and UT
say Baylor is their doormat
good job, Big 12

Forty-five to ten
by definition, no fluke.
RG III fail.

Illini blowout.
At least we made a bowl game,
unlike UT.

By the way, I don't have an account on BaylorFans. For some reason, the admins didn't like my proposed nickname, "Schadenfroggie."

So, anyone who does have an account over there, please feel free to post these. And yes, I'm talking to YOU, baylormaniac!

Good, but you need another syllable in the last line.

 

[NubomTurk]

Good, but you need another syllable in the last line.

Color me embarassed.
My haikus lack syllables.
Except for this one.

 

[NubomTurk]

Good, but you need another syllable in the last line.

Okay, fixed.

 

[SnoSki]

baylor bears ha ha
ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha
baylor makes me laugh

 

[FrogRails]

Baylor Bears are crushed
But despair not Green and Gold,
Taco Bell awaits.

Baylor needs money,
Tells Aggy and Bevo too,
"Wish I could quit you."

 

[sous vide]

Baylor Bears are crushed
But despair not Green and Gold,
Taco Bell awaits.

Baylor needs money,
Tells Aggy and Bevo too,
"Wish I could quit you."

Field of many dreams.
All broken. Such is the life
Of Baylor Bear fans.

 

[PurplFrawg]

Hal Jay had it right,
"Waco" is an injun word
"Place to stop and pee."