Has anyone seen my specialty plates?

[MTfrog5]

I need Dirk to play forever

 

[Tom Brown]

Surprised me. I thought he was in prison.

Dallas is worse

 

[TCURiggs]

Must be on his way to the snake farm

Just sounds nasty

 

[Ron Swanson]

If you’re a salsa snob, I’ll one up you with being a chip snob and tostitos aren’t allowed in our house. Tastes awful, fake crunch (although I know they only have 3 ingredients) and zero authenticity. Not saying you have to spend extra on some fancy Central Market chip but staying brand loyal to Tostitos is like indulging in nothing but Natural Light. There are other great chips out there in every market that are better than tostitos.
Great chips, easy to find? Go!

I love all different types of tortilla chips and I absolutely LOVE Tostitos.

 

[Ron Swanson]

Better than Tostitos and Pace.

In all honesty, I haven’t found a better store salsa than Julio’s in the refrigeration section. Yellow tub. Hot damn it’s addicting.

Julio’s is the best store salsa, hands down

 

[Frog-in-law1995]

Julio’s is the best store salsa, hands down

Never heard of it. Houston thing?

 

[Ron Swanson]

Never heard of it. Houston thing?

No

They keep it in the refrigerated section at HEB. I have started to see it jarred in the standard salsa aisle occasionally as well.

 

[Frog-in-law1995]

No

They keep it in the refrigerated section at HEB. I have started to see it jarred in the standard salsa aisle occasionally as well.

Ain’t got no HEBs here, main.

 

[Tom Brown]

Never heard of it. Houston thing?

Kroger in Keller carries it and i agree with Rondo, best store bought salsa.

 

[dkfrog]

Julio’s has chips too. It’s the MSG that makes it taste so dang good.

 

[ftwfrog]

No

They keep it in the refrigerated section at HEB. I have started to see it jarred in the standard salsa aisle occasionally as well.

Brookshires as well.
I saw it in a big tub (double the size of the regular) at Albertsons a few weeks back. The other customers looked at me really weird when i started moaning and grunting in front of the fridge.

Julio’s has chips too. It’s the MSG that makes it taste so dang good.

It was the MSG that made us give it up for awhile. Now we just get it on special occasions and take a Milk Thistle.
Side note, if you’re not a taker of milk thistle, you haven’t protected your liver the way you should-helps with hangovers, IMOH (I’m not a doctor. Just pretend to know a lot of boat about livers and alcohol. )

 

[PurplFrawg]

Julio’s has chips too. It’s the MSG that makes it taste so dang good.

mmmm. And good for you, too!

 

[netty2424]

Surprised me. I thought he was in prison.

Didn’t he actually beat that federal charge? Feel like I heard that on The Ticket maybe.

 

[Land Frog]

Ain’t got no HEBs here, main.

Ever Central Market bro?

 

[Peacefrog]

Happy Tomato Fresh Salsa. Dumb name. Best store bought salsa.

 

[TCURiggs]

Happy Tomato Fresh Salsa. Dumb name. Best store bought salsa.

You made that up

 

[QuilterFrawg]

You made that up

 

[TCURiggs]

You made that up

 

[The Artist Formerly Known as PhormerPhrog]

Didn’t he actually beat that federal charge? Feel like I heard that on The Ticket maybe.

He beat the windshield wipers charges. I know that for sure.

 

[Peacefrog]

You made that up

This killed me.