Has anyone seen my specialty plates?

[Purp]

If any of you rednecks feel like having a nice steak dinner I’m playing background music (mostly covers) in the bar at Ocean Prime in dallas tonight. 6-10 PM.

Sounded interesting until you said Dallas.

 

[The Artist Formerly Known as PhormerPhrog]

If any of you rednecks feel like having a nice steak dinner I’m playing background music (mostly covers) in the bar at Ocean Prime in dallas tonight. 6-10 PM.

My cousin worked there for years. He literally just took another position with Perry's.

 

[SnoSki]

My cousin worked there for years. He literally just took another position with Perry's.

Perry's Friday lunch pork chop special.... excellent.

Not anything like the pork chop special at Smoke Pit BBQ btw

 

[The Artist Formerly Known as PhormerPhrog]

Perry's Friday lunch pork chop special.... excellent.

Not anything like the pork chop special at Smoke Pit BBQ btw

Nothing compared to a gummy smile and a surprisingly good boob job.

 

[Peacefrog]

If any of you rednecks feel like having a nice steak dinner I’m playing background music (mostly covers) in the bar at Ocean Prime in dallas tonight. 6-10 PM.

If you could move the gig to somewhere in say FTW I’m in.

 

[WhiteHispanicFrog]

Gameday thread must be amusing today.

Glad my happiness isn’t determined by a game.

Probably sounds sanctimonious but it’s true. I’ll enjoy the rest of my evening, hope y’all will too.

 

[QuilterFrawg]

Will be hiding out in here for a while.

 

[Horny 4 Life]

1. Kkkkk km k km

 

[WhiteHispanicFrog]

Will be hiding out in here for a while.

 

[Peacefrog]

1. Kkkkk km k km

The darn? This the butt fumble of posts.

 

[QuilterFrawg]

The darn? This the butt fumble of posts.

Good. I'm glad I'm not the only one.

 

[The Artist Formerly Known as PhormerPhrog]

1. Kkkkk km k km

Racist, IMO.

 

[Purp]

1. Kkkkk km k km

This is Murica. We use miles, not that metric bull boat.

 

[Zebra Frog]

Dog/kitten video. Very therapeutic. That is all.

 

[Purp]

Just got to the in-laws' house. Darning Christmas movie is on Hallmark channel. I didn't think anything would be worse to watch than our game. I clearly wasn't thinking.

 

[Frog-in-law1995]

The darn? This the butt fumble of posts.

Too soon

 

[Peacefrog]

Too soon

Nah. Only thing to do now is laugh at it all.

 

[Peacefrog]

Right at game time today I was driving south on University just about to cross the river by Hoffbrau. Looked in mirror to move from left lane to center and saw a motorcycle going too fast in center lane. Didn’t change lanes but car behind me did. He hit the car doing probably 70. Bike disintegrated and he flew down road until he hit something, popped in air and wrapped around a sign pole 20 feet from me. I’ve never seen anything like that. I don’t ever want to see anything like that again. The image is haunting me.

RT. Stay off the motorcycles, man. Or ride in the country.

 

[Mean Purple]

Dog/kitten video. Very therapeutic. That is all.

Watched the game on a ranch today. Barn cat was good distracting humor when he messed up and decided to tangle with a mare. Kick was good at any distance.

 

[WhiteHispanicFrog]

Right at game time today I was driving south on University just about to cross the river by Hoffbrau. Looked in mirror to move from left lane to center and saw a motorcycle going too fast in center lane. Didn’t change lanes but car behind me did. He hit the car doing probably 70. Bike disintegrated and he flew down road until he hit something, popped in air and wrapped around a sign pole 20 feet from me. I’ve never seen anything like that. I don’t ever want to see anything like that again. The image is haunting me.

RT. Stay off the motorcycles, man. Or ride in the country.

Holy scheiss bro that’s scheissing insane