Tanner Brock?

[geefrogs]

Any news?

Should be good to go come Spring or is it too early to tell still?

 

[dannyfrog]

Was wondering the same. We need his experience and leadership since Tank is gone.

 

[tcujsauce]

He's getting better.

 

[full house frog]

I'm banking he's going to be very good next year.

 

[NubomTurk]

Tanner Brock doesn't "recover." The world only becomes a worthy place for his foot to play.

 

[Temcat Frog]

Not to be gloomy gus, but I broke a bone in my foot three years ago. It was a two year healing proceess before the pain quit. Hope Tank's issue doesn't treat him that way.

 

[JugbandFrog]

Not to be gloomy gus, but I broke a bone in my foot three years ago. It was a two year healing proceess before the pain quit. Hope Tank's issue doesn't treat him that way.

Tanner is no mere mortal. He was sent down to us from the Gods of Olympus.

 

[NubomTurk]

Tanner is no mere mortal. He was sent down to us from the Gods of Olympus.

There is no evolution. There is only a list of species that Tanner Brock's foot has allowed to live.

 

[frogtwang]

Tanner Brock has no shadow. His foot tells the light where not to shine.

 

[fanatical frog]

It was a hairline fracture......they didn't realize it was broken until they decided to X-ray it a week or so after the Baylor game.

 

[NubomTurk]

It was a hairline fracture......they didn't realize it was broken until they decided to X-ray it a week or so after the Baylor game.

Tanner Brock's foot can block without wearing a helmet.

 

[sous vide]

He's getting better.

DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
MORTICIAN: Here -- he says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not!
MORTICIAN: He isn't.
CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better!
CUSTOMER: No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a moment.
MORTICIAN: Oh, I can't take him like that -- it's against regulations.
DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go in the cart!
CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby.
MORTICIAN: I can't take him...
DEAD PERSON: I feel fine!
CUSTOMER: Oh, do us a favor...
MORTICIAN: I can't.
CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
MORTICIAN: Naaah, I got to go on to Robinson's -- they've lost nine today.
CUSTOMER: Well, when is your next round?
MORTICIAN: Thursday.
DEAD PERSON: I think I'll go for a walk.

 

[Raw Frog]

The Boogie Man checks his closet every night to be sure that Tanner Brock is not in it.

 

[Houston Frog]

Tanner Brock showers in grain alcohol and uses his own thigh as an anvil when forging steel

 

[Houston Frog]

And he uses the tarp at Yankee Stadium as a condom

 

[Raw Frog]

Sharks have dedicated an entire week to him.

 

[frogtwang]

Brock's family crest is a picture of a barracuda, eating Neil Armstrong.

 

[FROGDADDY]

And he uses the tarp at Yankee Stadium as a condom

Sweetheart can you hold on a second, I need to go to New York for something......seems like that would kill the mood a bit. And does he just put it back when he's done? Disturbing.

 

[TCURiggs]

Sweetheart can you hold on a second, I need to go to New York for something......seems like that would kill the mood a bit. And does he just put it back when he's done? Disturbing.

Yes. They actually encourage him to put it back because the mere presence of his discharge makes the Yankees play better.

 

[frogtwang]

Yes. They actually encourage him to put it back because the mere presence of his discharge makes the Yankees play better.

It has been placed on MLB's list of banned PED's.