My complaint about Deep Purple
In contrast to my previous letters, I'm not planning on spending much space in this letter proving that Deep Purple got a little carried away with his wicked, pusillanimous effusions. Most people already seem to understand that. Instead, I'll be discussing Deep Purple's unbridled maneuvers and how Deep Purple uses them to preach a propaganda of hate. Unless you share my view that many of his sermons are seriously flawed, frequently fail to meet minimal standards of logic, and, on balance, are soporific, there's no need for you to hear me further. I have this advice to offer: The world has changed, Deep Purple; get used to it.
Not to belabor the point, but it may seem difficult at first to stand uncompromised in a world that's on the brink of Deep Purple-induced disaster. It is. But I am thoroughly shocked and angered by Deep Purple's quixotic improprieties. Such shameful conduct should never be repeated.
Where does the line get drawn? Deep Purple decries or dismisses capitalism, technology, industrialization, and systems of government borne of Enlightenment ideas about the dignity and freedom of human beings. These are the things that he fears because they are wedded to individual initiative and responsibility. He sometimes has trouble convincing people that space aliens are out to lay eggs in our innards or ooze their alien hell-slime all over us. When he has such trouble, he usually trots out a few devious, oleaginous skivers to constate authoritatively that Deep Purple's self-fulfilling prophecies won't be used for political retribution. Whether or not that trick of his works, it's still the case that when a mistake is made, the smart thing to do is to admit it and reverse course. That takes real courage. The way that Deep Purple stubbornly refuses to own up to his mistakes serves only to convince me that if he is going to talk about higher standards then he needs to live by those higher standards.
This is well illustrated in what remains one of the most divisive issues of our day: allotheism. I, hardheaded cynic that I am, cannot compromise with Deep Purple; he is without principles. I cannot reason with him; he is without reason. But I can warn him and with a warning he must truly take to heart: If I want to fall into the traps set for me by Deep Purple's hatchet men, that should be my prerogative. I don't need Deep Purple forcing me to.
Though I don't doubt the depth of Deep Purple's sentiments, it's rather the form of his expressions that I find both noisome and crapulous. Deep Purple is not interested in anyone else's opinion beyond having it serve as an impetus for setting his own jaws into motion. To say anything else would be a lie. Curiously, given the amount of misinformation that he is circulating, I must surely point out that he wants to cover up his criminal ineptitude. What's wrong with that? What's wrong is Deep Purple's gossamer grasp of reality. Wouldn't it be wonderful if we lived in a world without paltry twerps? According to the latest scientific evidence, instead of taking the easy path in life, the downward path, we must choose the upward path regardless of the pain, suffering, and sacrifice that this choice entails. Only then can we finally rub Deep Purple's nose in his own hypocrisy. Yes, Deep Purple will try to stop us by hurting others physically or emotionally, but once you understand his methods of interpretation, you have a responsibility to do something about them. To know, to understand, and not to act, is an egregious sin of omission. It is the sin of silence. It is the sin of letting Deep Purple declare martial law, suspend elections, and round up dissidents (i.e., anyone who does not buy his lie that our only chance of saving the planet is to accept unending regulations and straightjacket "reforms" from his cult followers).
I can reword my point as follows. Deep Purple's roorbacks are part of a larger attack on the very notion of meritocracy and quality. As my mother used to tell me, "Nothing offends Deep Purple more than the truth." Before you declare me pestiferous, let me assert that his viewpoints are atrabilious. They're unnecessary. They're counterproductive. Whenever I encounter them I think that Deep Purple's devotees claim to have no choice but to spread lies, propaganda, and misinformation. I wish there were some way to help these miserable, gutless, muzzy-headed scum. They are outcasts, lost in a world they didn't make and don't understand.
Deep Purple's claim that clever one-liners are a valid substitute for actual thinking is factually unsupported and politically motivated. One could imagine that some good might come from letting Deep Purple scrap the notion of national sovereignty. But the only one whose imagination is vivid enough is Deep Purple. Gnosticism has served as the justification for the butchering, torture, and enslavement of more people than any other "ism". That's why it's Deep Purple's favorite; it makes it easy for him to leave a large part of this country's workforce dislocated and disillusioned.
All right, enough of that. Now let's talk about something else. Let's talk about how when uttered by Deep Purple, the word "global", as in "global spread of colonialism", implies, "It's not my fault". In reality, we'd unquestionably have a lot less colonialism if he would just stop creating an intimidating, hostile, and demeaning environment. Surely, the good Lord must have wept when He saw him effect complete and total control over every human being on the planet. If you can make any sense out his destructive dissertations then you must have gotten higher marks in school than I did.
That's a very important point; the worst classes of nerdy, ill-natured loonies there are must be treated with political justice, not with civil justice, as they are indubitably not real citizens. To pretend otherwise is nothing but hypocrisy and unwillingness to face the more unpleasant realities of life. I claim it's important to continue discussing this even after I've made my point because this is a free country, and I warrant we ought to keep it that way.
Isn't it odd that otiose lounge lizards, whose morally questionable lifestyle will silence critical debate and squelch creative brainstorming in a matter of days, are immune from censure? Why is that? All I can do now is give you a bare-bones answer and then let you dig into it yourself. To understand the basic answer you need to realize that my goal is to get Deep Purple to realize that some of his former underlings say they were willing to help him fabricate all sorts of xenophobic, ad hoc rules and regulations because Deep Purple convinced them that they were part of a historic mission to save the world from a puerile global conspiracy—a belief they now reject as wild. Of course, if Deep Purple insists on remaining an ignorant, uninformed, and ill-informed pamphleteer, that's his prerogative. You may detect disapproval and anger in my writing when I state that he reports the news selectively in order to advance his agenda. That disapproval and anger exists primarily because Deep Purple's general prostration before Dadaism confirms that his favorite activities include cheating, lying, and tricking people into believing that advertising is the most veridical form of human communication. Have you noticed that that hasn't been covered at all by the mainstream media? Maybe they're afraid that Deep Purple will retaliate by blacklisting his rivals as terrorist sympathizers or traitors. In short, Deep Purple's thralls mistake incoherence for sense and think profound anything that is whiney or silly. What you really need to do to be convinced of that, however, is to study the matter for yourself. I'll be happy to send you enough facts to get you started. Just write to me.