Big Frog II
Active Member
Jeff Banks and the Monkey. You have to give the Longhorns credit. They know how to keep things interesting.
It is hard to fathom that with our coaching change, we managed to miss out on Monkeygate.
*Updated* *Lots Of Monkey Business* University of Texas Special Teams Coach Jeff Bank’s Pet Monkey Possibly Violently Attacked A Young Trick or Treater
*Scroll for Updates I saw this story and immediately knew this was true. That's what happens when you don't train monkeys. Because look what happens, a monkey goes rogue and now a young boy is hurt. I...www.barstoolsports.com
No, you may not pet my monkey. Now's the time on Sprockets when we dance.
Brilliant
a viscous monkey? who ever heard of such?CDC needs to have a press conference about this, bet he never thought he’d have to talk about a viscous stripper monkey when he took that job.
I imagine the UT Athletics Department is seized with alternating bouts of "Oh, crap! What are we gonna do?!?" and "Holy crap! A stripper! A monkey! Bwahaha!"
The monkey is actually his mule.....Anybody else not shocked that this dude rolls in with Sark?