OT: Chris Stapleton at Dickies

[PO Frog]

Anyone know how I can get a suite for the Stapleton concert? Are the suites owned by folks that get access to every event, and if so, anyone interested in selling it to me for that night?

 

[Purp]

When is the show? Sounds like a fun night.

 

[tcudoc]

No, but I know a place where you can get a sweet staple for your dickie-doo. It's called the Prince Edward Tattoo and Piercing Parlor.

 

[PO Frog]

No, but I know a place where you can get a sweet staple for your dickie-doo. It's called the Prince Edward Tattoo and Piercing Parlor.

Prince Albert. There’s a reason I know that.

 

[PO Frog]

Prince Edward is for clams though.

 

[tcudoc]

Prince Albert. There’s a reason I know that.

Edward is Albert's cousin. He is a staple in the community.

 

[4 Oaks Frog]

PO…You had to know that there was a chance of this happening…

 

[HornyWartyToad]

PO…You had to know that there was a chance guarantee of this happening…

Corrected

 

[narly1]

That was fast.

 

[tcudoc]

That was fast.

TWSS

 

[Ron Swanson]

I was cooking dinner tonight and had a Spotify Chris Stapleton playlist going. Was really enjoying it… kids were at their grandparents, I was drinking a Cabernet and making a curry. Felt like I was in a movie scene:

Then right as my wife walked in, the song changed to some Taylor Swift/Chris Stapleton collaboration, but Taylor was doing all the singing. Just not a manly song to be listening to and it painted a terrible image of my situation.

 

[PO Frog]

I was cooking dinner tonight and had a Spotify Chris Stapleton playlist going. Was really enjoying it… kids were at their grandparents, I was drinking a Cabernet and making a curry. Felt like I was in a movie scene:

Then right as my wife walked in, the song changed to some Taylor Swift/Chris Stapleton collaboration, but Taylor was doing all the singing. Just not a manly song to be listening to and it painted a terrible image of my situation.

She already knows.

 

[stbrab]

I was cooking dinner tonight and had a Spotify Chris Stapleton playlist going. Was really enjoying it… kids were at their grandparents, I was drinking a Cabernet and making a curry. Felt like I was in a movie scene:

Then right as my wife walked in, the song changed to some Taylor Swift/Chris Stapleton collaboration, but Taylor was doing all the singing. Just not a manly song to be listening to and it painted a terrible image of my situation.

Chris Stapleton (thumbs up) Taylor Swift (thumbs down)…I’m sure I would feel the same…my wife would spit out her drink if she heard me listening to TS.

 

[froginmn]

I was cooking dinner tonight and had a Spotify Chris Stapleton playlist going. Was really enjoying it… kids were at their grandparents, I was drinking a Cabernet

This is when it became a terrible situation.

 

[Purp]

I was cooking dinner tonight and had a Spotify Chris Stapleton playlist going. Was really enjoying it… kids were at their grandparents, I was drinking a Cabernet and making a curry. Felt like I was in a movie scene:

Then right as my wife walked in, the song changed to some Taylor Swift/Chris Stapleton collaboration, but Taylor was doing all the singing. Just not a manly song to be listening to and it painted a terrible image of my situation.

Cabernet or chardonnay?

 

[Peacefrog]

This is when it became a terrible situation.

Cabernet is fine. It would have been wrong if he were drinking a Pinot grigio

 

[Bob Sugar]

Cabernet is fine. It would have been wrong if he were drinking a Pinot grigio

Or a Reisling

 

[gohornedfrogs]

Or a nice Chianti with fava beans…

 

[Paul in uhh]

No, but I know a place where you can get a sweet staple for your dickie-doo. It's called the Prince Edward Tattoo and Piercing Parlor.

Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

You do?

Well you better take him out because he’s…

Suffo-cotting..

 

[tcudoc]

Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

You do?

Well you better take him out because he’s…

Suffo-cotting..

Take luck...