I always thought a vamp on the Big Rousing Speech at the close of 300 would be super...
"Long I pondered Coach Wacker's talk of a 'sleeping giant.' But time has proven him wise..."
"They were told that we were small, and weak. Yet they stare now, across the field, at 40,000 screaming Horned Frogs, and the finest football team in Texas!"
"The enemy outweigh us a paltry 40 pounds a man on the offensive line! Good odds for any Frog..."
"Give thanks, man! Tell Coach Wacker, Sam Baugh and all the other fine Horned Frogs, TO VICTORY!!!"
I'll have to exchange the spear and shield for a beer and a few expansive gestures. And perhaps something to wear other than a leather speedo...