Has anyone seen my specialty plates?

[tcudoc]

I’m actually writing stuff to do an open mic night somewhere. But based on my wife’s reactions, I’d have to pay you.

That will be awesome. It was on my bucket list. I did it a couple of years ago. Turned out pretty well.

 

[tcudoc]

Before I started reading HASMP, I'd never heard of the Urban Dictionary.

But now, I use it so much I have it bookmarked on my Favorites list.

I figured you used to be a door to door encyclopedia and urban dictionary salesman.

 

[Ron Swanson]

FIL, please let us all know when you’re doing your standup. Would love to be there.

 

[geezer]

I figured you used to be a door to door encyclopedia and urban dictionary salesman.

Stick to dad jokes. You don't do Don Rickles well.

 

[ftwfrog]

Speaking of stand-up, was anyone else at TCU when they hired Andy Dick to perform at Ed Landreth. Again, I remember being in tears it was so funny but I’m pretty sure someone lost their job over this. The board of regents and chancellor were sitting in the front row while Andy Dick talked about all the dirty things sorority girls were going to do after the show.

 

[Eight]

Speaking of stand-up, was anyone else at TCU when they hired Andy Dick to perform at Ed Landreth. Again, I remember being in tears it was so funny but I’m pretty sure someone lost their job over this. The board of regents and chancellor were sitting in the front row while Andy Dick talked about all the dirty things sorority girls were going to do after the show.

place in hell for his role in phil hartman's death and found him more annoying than anything

 

[Frog-in-law1995]

FIL, please let us all know when you’re doing your standup. Would love to be there.

Aww, thanks man, means a lot. Might be a while, though. Having trouble finding a place with both a Wednesday night open mic and a 17 drink minimum.

 

[Peacefrog]

Aww, thanks man, means a lot. Might be a while, though. Having trouble finding a place with both a Wednesday night open mic and a 17 drink minimum.

Just record your act at home, post it on YouTube and then send us the link on here. We will be fair and honest critics of your work.

 

[Frog-in-law1995]

Just record your act at home, post it on YouTube and then send us the link on here. We will be fair and honest critics of your work.

Starting to think you and Ron have ulterior motives.

 

[MTfrog5]

 

[Purp]

Starting to think you and Ron have ulterior motives.

This reminds me...

I've heard people mistake alterior motives for ulterior motives before, but I heard a new one the other day that made me chuckle.

Guy at work said anterior motives. It took me a second to figure out what he meant. Once it clicked in my head my first thought was, "only one I know with anterior motives is Phormer."

ETA: Suppose he has posterior motives too, that guy.

 

[Frog-in-law1995]

This reminds me...

I've heard people mistake alterior motives for ulterior motives before, but I heard a new one the other day that made me chuckle.

Guy at work said anterior motives. It took me a second to figure out what he meant. Once it clicked in my head my first thought was, "only one I know with anterior motives is Phormer."

ETA: Suppose he has posterior motives too, that guy.

In HS a bunch of us were at the old Don Carter’s on Beach/30 late one night goofing around and somebody rolled 2 balls at the same time. The slower one pegged the little sweeper arm that comes down to flush the pins. An employee saw it and told us, “what I have just seen is uncomprehensible.”

So of course here 30+ years later we still say that phrase to each other all the time. I think one guy even uses that as his password for everything.

 

[froginmn]

An employee saw it and told us, “what I have just seen is uncomprehensible.”

Makes me, and undoubtedly Riggs, think of Princess Bride and inconceivable.

 

[TCURiggs]

Makes me, and undoubtedly Riggs, think of Princess Bride and inconceivable.

 

[PurpleBlood87]

This is pretty interesting.

 

[HFrog1999]

place in hell for his role in phil hartman's death and found him more annoying than anything

What role did he have in Phil Hartman’s death?

 

[Eight]

What role did he have in Phil Hartman’s death?

hartman's wife was a drug addict who had relapsed. depending upon who you read/ listen to dick either set that in motion by offering her cocaine at a christmas party or he contributed to the problem by offering her he cocaine at the party.

dick admits to offering and giving her the cocaine, but his claim is he didn't know about her problems and wouldn't have done so if he had know about her addiction.

you don't have to look very hard to find multiple sources that disagree with dick's story. this is the basis for the "feud" between john lovitz and dick that culminated in a fight in the lobby of a comedy club in lovitz reportedly beat the crap of andy.

after the relapse hartman and his wife continually fought over her drug usage after i believe being sober 10 years and it finally came to a head when phil told her that if he caught her using drugs again he would leave her. that night when he was sleeping she shot him in the head, drove to a friends apartment, told them what happened, and while waiting for the police to arrive, locked herself in a room and committed suicide.

 

[RollToad]

hartman's wife was a drug addict who had relapsed. depending upon who you read/ listen to dick either set that in motion by offering her cocaine at a christmas party or he contributed to the problem by offering her he cocaine at the party.

dick admits to offering and giving her the cocaine, but his claim is he didn't know about her problems and wouldn't have done so if he had know about her addiction.

you don't have to look very hard to find multiple sources that disagree with dick's story. this is the basis for the "feud" between john lovitz and dick that culminated in a fight in the lobby of a comedy club in lovitz reportedly beat the crap of andy.

after the relapse hartman and his wife continually fought over her drug usage after i believe being sober 10 years and it finally came to a head when phil told her that if he caught her using drugs again he would leave her. that night when he was sleeping she shot him in the head, drove to a friends apartment, told them what happened, and while waiting for the police to arrive, locked herself in a room and committed suicide.

I’d pay good money to watch Jon Lovitz fight Andy Dick.

 

[Peacefrog]

Had a tough day yesterday and had to put one of my dogs to sleep. Had him for fourteen years. Was harder than I expected.

So I bought myself a bottle of Yellow Spot this evening and I’m going to enjoy it.

 

[TCURiggs]

Had a tough day yesterday and had to put one of my dogs to sleep. Had him for fourteen years. Was harder than I expected.

So I bought myself a bottle of Yellow Spot this evening and I’m going to enjoy it.

Sorry to hear, bud. Cheers to your pup!