Darius Anderson

[Dman890]

Texans running back Darius Anderson accused of burglary with intent to commit assault

Police say Darius Anderson forced his way into an on-again-off-again girlfriend’s home,...

www.houstonchronicle.com

 

[helcap]

Man, don't be taking a women's shoes

 

[HornyWartyToad]

Darius Anderson. . . The guy who will make Houston women say, "Oh thank God it's not Deshaun Watson!"

 

[More Frogs the Better]

Man, don't be taking a women's shoes

That was certainly a strange aspect of the story.

 

[McFroggin]

So Anderson breaks in knocking her onto a staircase. He wasn’t moving fast enough to assault her on the staircase. She got up, saw a gun in the room, obtained the gun before someone with NFL speed, and then locked herself in the restroom before he could reach her. Anderson “Sprint Darter” was too slow to reach her during all of this commotion. She’s that fast. Anderson knew she had the gun and attempted to enter the restroom to assault her with gun in her hand. While the gun didn’t stop him, calling 911 prompted him to rethink his plan. Instead of physically assaulting her, he decided to mentally assault her by stealing her prized shoes.

Either the reporting is [ Finebaum ], Anderson is fat as [ Finebaum ] now, his girl has elite speed, or they are all dumbasses.

 

[Froglaw]

7:30 am

Long night followed by a visit to a not so ex’s girlfriend’s place.

What could go wrong?

 

[Eight]

So Anderson breaks in knocking her onto a staircase. He wasn’t moving fast enough to assault her on the staircase. She got up, saw a gun in the room, obtained the gun before someone with NFL speed, and then locked herself in the restroom before he could reach her. Anderson “Sprint Darter” was too slow to reach her during all of this commotion. She’s that fast. Anderson knew she had the gun and attempted to enter the restroom to assault her with gun in her hand. While the gun didn’t stop him, calling 911 prompted him to rethink his plan. Instead of physically assaulting her, he decided to mentally assault her by stealing her prized shoes.

Either the reporting is [ #2020 ], Anderson is fat as [ #2020 ] now, his girl has elite speed, or they are all dumbasses.

was written by a chronicle writer so i think there is a very good chance your first closing assumption is accurate

 

[FrogCop19]

Sounds to me like he went there to get his things, and when she refused, he took her shoes.

 

[Prince of Purpoole II]

So Anderson breaks in knocking her onto a staircase. He wasn’t moving fast enough to assault her on the staircase. She got up, saw a gun in the room, obtained the gun before someone with NFL speed, and then locked herself in the restroom before he could reach her. Anderson “Sprint Darter” was too slow to reach her during all of this commotion. She’s that fast. Anderson knew she had the gun and attempted to enter the restroom to assault her with gun in her hand. While the gun didn’t stop him, calling 911 prompted him to rethink his plan. Instead of physically assaulting her, he decided to mentally assault her by stealing her prized shoes.

Either the reporting is [ #2020 ], Anderson is fat as [ #2020 ] now, his girl has elite speed, or they are all dumbasses.

I’ll take they are all dumbasses for $1000, Alex