Has anyone seen my specialty plates?

[Frog-in-law1995]

I’m noodling on a prima nocta joke here but can’t quite get there. @tcudoc ?

Trust me, it ain’t her first night.

 

[Frog-in-law1995]

I believe in the universal BBQ bylaws it states that any man that harms another man’s BBQ trailer the man that had been harmed gets to take possession of the other man’s wife. Enjoy.

Eww no. You know how I know you haven’t been to a bbq competition?

 

[Frog-in-law1995]

Do you keep this in the garage?

I can’t even fit the truck in the garage.

 

[Peacefrog]

I can’t even fit the truck in the garage.

Humble brag.

 

[Ron Swanson]

Humble brag.

Humble tiny garage brag?

 

[Frog-in-law1995]

Humble tiny garage brag?

It’s made for Honda accords and such.

 

[tcudoc]

I’m noodling on a prima nocta joke here but can’t quite get there. @tcudoc ?

I got nothin’
But why does the guy get punished twice in that scenario?

 

[Land Frog]

I can’t even fit the truck in the garage.

You bought that truck off of Reichster?

(Think that was the name)

 

[Frog-in-law1995]

You bought that truck off of Reichster?

(Think that was the name)

Yes, that was his name. No, not even close to that truck.

 

[Hemingway]

I can’t even fit the truck in the garage.

That’s risky these days. I recently had a buddy who parked outside have his catalytic converter cut right from under his new truck. Apparently this is a thing now.
Replacement parts won’t come in for 3 months.

 

[Frog-in-law1995]

That’s risky these days. I recently had a buddy who parked outside have his catalytic converter cut right from under his new truck. Apparently this is a thing now.
Replacement parts won’t come in for 3 months.

I have 3 4K security cameras with night vision covering all angles, and a motion sensor floodlight directly above it. There are so many other easier options on our street that I’m not too worried.

 

[HG73]

I believe in the universal BBQ bylaws it states that any man that harms another man’s BBQ trailer the man that had been harmed gets to take possession of the other man’s wife. Enjoy.

What if you would rather have his trailer?

 

[Peacefrog]

What if you would rather have his trailer?

That’s not allowed per the by laws. There are many accidents that occur that aren’t accidents at all.

 

[Hemingway]

I have 3 4K security cameras with night vision covering all angles, and a motion sensor floodlight directly above it. There are so many other easier options on our street that I’m not too worried.

So interestingly enough as that this might be, is there a company that installs security and home entertainment systems?

 

[Ron Swanson]

So interestingly enough as that this might be, is there a company that installs security and home entertainment systems?

Nope not one

 

[Hemingway]

Nope not one

Really?

 

[Peacefrog]

Really?

Yep. You have NAFTA to thank for that. I know a guy, though, if you need it done. Cash only.

 

[HG73]

So interestingly enough as that this might be, is there a company that installs security and home entertainment systems?

My next door neighbor. Really nice guy. And one of my agents at the office has installed cameras all over his property. Pretty much anybody can do it. Except me.

 

[Ron Swanson]

Really?

No

 

[Eight]

my father while living in the last house they lived in got paranoid about how there was someone outside their house trying to break in every night around the clock

got to the point he had all these motion activated lights that would cut out for what seemed to be the smallest movement and light things up like daylight. sure the neighbors loved it and i hated trying to sleep at that houst