Wait... Are you telling me that all he needs is a fish? That, if we just be sure to provide him with a tasty fishy-fish prior to a game, then he will be elated, filled with energy, and ready for smoothly zipping through opposing defenses?
(Oh, and, as an aside, are we talking freshwater, or salt? Some folks are awfully particular about that, and I'd hate to get Chilean Sea Bass all grilled up when the desired entree was Rocky Mountain Trout, or a Great Northern Pike.)
We'll need to plan ahead with the caterers and fishmongers in Lubbock. There used to be a really good Sushi joint there, but the owner got arrested for drugs...