You don’t have daughters.Reminds me. At Thanksgiving, my best friend and his family came over, including his 15-year-old daughter (my god-daughter) and her first-ever real boyfriend. Nice kid, but she’s a knockout and WAY out of his league. I casually mentioned it to my buddy during the Cowboy game and he sighed and said, yeah, he’s a nice kid, but a little awkward. She could do so much better, but she’s got a kind heart. Other than that, we can’t figure it out.
I deadpanned...”probably got a monster hog,” and just watched his face melt.
You don’t have daughters.
I can tell.
Reminds me. At Thanksgiving, my best friend and his family came over, including his 15-year-old daughter (my god-daughter) and her first-ever real boyfriend. Nice kid, but she’s a knockout and WAY out of his league. I casually mentioned it to my buddy during the Cowboy game and he sighed and said, yeah, he’s a nice kid, but a little awkward. She could do so much better, but she’s got a kind heart. Other than that, we can’t figure it out.
I deadpanned...”probably got a monster hog,” and just watched his face melt.
That’s what you get for calling a 15 year old a smoke showBeen having a kidney stone attack since 7:45. First one in 15 years. Very uncomfortable for the first half hour or so, then excruciating for an hour and a half, then finally back down to just “very uncomfortable” a few minutes ago. Finally figured out a spot on the couch where, with the perfect body position and just-right pillow support and precise placement of my electric blanket, the pain is subsiding.
Then I turned on the Cowboys game and everything went right back to [ Cumbie’s red zone playcalling ].
Yes must be 17 ... wait are we talking about scotch again?That’s what you get for calling a 15 year old a smoke show
That’s what you get for calling a 15 year old a smoke show
Just busting your ballsI said she was a knockout, which was a critical part of the story, but point taken.
Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.Been having a kidney stone attack since 7:45. First one in 15 years. Very uncomfortable for the first half hour or so, then excruciating for an hour and a half, then finally back down to just “very uncomfortable” a few minutes ago. Finally figured out a spot on the couch where, with the perfect body position and just-right pillow support and precise placement of my electric blanket, the pain is subsiding.
Then I turned on the Cowboys game and everything went right back to [ Cumbie’s red zone playcalling ].
You don’t have daughters.
I can tell.
I've been holding onto this bottle for the last 7 years, it's a limited release from the UK and of course when I went to open it the cork broke off in the bottle. I think that just means I have to finish the whole bottle tonight.... right?
Here's to you Wes!
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I've been holding onto this bottle for the last 7 years, it's a limited release from the UK and of course when I went to open it the cork broke off in the bottle. I think that just means I have to finish the whole bottle tonight.... right?
Here's to you Wes!
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Kidney stone already did that.Just busting your balls
That’s what comrades & veterans are for.I laughed but that sucks. Hate when that happens.