Mean Purple
Active Member
I honestly dont think the Possum would have ever drank wine coolers.
which one of these four passes out first in a drinking contest with george jones?
Has anyone seen my specialty plates?
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Mean Purple
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"But let’s face it, inverted context or not, ultimately “The Worst Country Song of All Time” is still just a dumb Bro-Country song that leans on lists of crap as opposed to a story, backed by unimaginative music, and a tokenary banjo. Including a saxophone as an attempt for humor is accidentally the most country element of the song. Merle Haggard carried a saxophone player with him on the road for decades, and so did Waylon Jennings on his final tour. Have any of these losers ever heard of Bob Wills?"
https://www.savingcountrymusic.com/brantley-gilbert-releases-the-worst-country-song-of-all-time/
https://www.savingcountrymusic.com/brantley-gilbert-releases-the-worst-country-song-of-all-time/
Eight
Member
fixed it, wine coolers have too high an abv for that crowd
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QuilterFrawg
CDR USN (Ret)
Who told this guy (Jon Pardi) he could sing? When his song comes on, I switch the station. Voice is like sandpaper.
Purp
Active Member
I see a couple wedding bands. Are they all married to each other?
which one of these four passes out first in a drinking contest with george jones?
froginmn
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Peacefrog
Degenerate
I also hate the cloud. I just want to store stuff in boxes under my bed. Not in the damn techy made up super ether where some bozo can just make it go away when he gets pissed because he lost at Pokémon online or some crap and women still won’t pay attention to his cheezit stained shirt wearing ass. Tech people control too much.
I need to move to the mountains and live without internet.
Mean Purple
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they have a lot of the new "country" acts that sing like that nasally crap.
I have forced myself to leave the SXM Highway on here in my office. I have heard only one remotely sounding country song, and it was all algorithm lyrics at that. No maturation in song writing what-so-ever. Pretty much what they have been doing since about 2011, it seems. They have moved from the crappy bro-country rap attempts to even more spineless boyfriend country attempts at R&B.
At 2:30 today I will throw in a Ned LeDoux disc and heal from this torture. I have some calls where I have to be direct today. So, for now, the bad mood will at least help.
Tonight I'm gonna pour some scotch and throw on a Tom T Hall record I have.
Wow, they just played Kenney Chesney (new song I guess). And even with its modern production, it sounds 500 times more country than what they have been playing. (Which means about 40% country)
I have not listened to KSCS in years. I'm guessing the same is happening there. Not sure how anybody listens to that without driving their car into a bar ditch at 90.
Mean Purple
Active Member
Notice the bubble gum, pop algorithm rhythm of the song. You can take about 90% of today's "country songs" and fit them them into the same rhythm, note ascension and descension, and delivery of lyrics.
Oddly enough, he has one country sounding song, but his voice ruins it.
Mean Purple
Active Member
A. That is funny.
B. Thanks for the needed humor.
C. That guy can sing better than 95% of what I have heard in my sacrifice for the art today.
D. He gives a perfect example of the algorithm lyrics and rhythm that Nashville (Borchetta) has been pushing the past 8 years. https://www.savingcountrymusic.com/scott-borchetta-the-rise-of-the-country-music-anti-christ/
E. All of the above and X = 5.
Mean Purple
Active Member
That's it. Can't take anymore.
Frog-in-law1995
Active Member
“I write songs for the people who do
jobs in the towns I would never move to.”
That’s just scheissing outstanding right there.
froginmn
Full Member
Your bad luck that I work in technology and I'm cranky right now.
I'm deleting all of your cloud storage and replacing your stuff with porn. And not good porn but granny porn. Granny tranny porn that won't go away if you try to delete it.
Enjoy!
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Peacefrog
Degenerate
So you’re just replacing my content with my content?
froginmn
Full Member
I'm apparently just making it more permanent.
Frog-in-law1995
Active Member
Watching JFK on the HBO app. Forgot how much fun this is even though Oliver Stone was just making half this [ Finebaum ] up. Pesci deserved an Oscar just for keeping a straight face while wearing the worst wig in the history of ever.
bmoney214
OUCH!!!
netty2424
Full Member
Would love to see how many fish floated to the surface minutes after that explosion.
