4 Oaks Frog
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Therapist to Baker Mayfield: “Your narcissism causes you to misread social situations.”
Baker Mayfield to Therapist: “Are you hitting on me?”
Baker Mayfield to Therapist: “Are you hitting on me?”
The Big BM is a Jackass Because...
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4 Oaks Frog
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My first thread post. Hope I didn’t over reach...
GO FROGS!!
BEAT ou!!
Spit Blood ~~<~< and [Baylor asshoe]!!
Deep Purple
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Pharmacist to Baker Mayfield: “Could you please confirm your birth date?"
Baker Mayfield to Pharmacist: “I appreciate the thought, but you really don't have to get me anything."
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History Prof to Baker Mayfield: "Can you cite an example of Chinese cultural advancement unknown in the West?"
Baker Mayfield to History Prof: "Well, I think it's really cool how they created a whole language out of tattoos."
Baker Mayfield to Pharmacist: “I appreciate the thought, but you really don't have to get me anything."
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History Prof to Baker Mayfield: "Can you cite an example of Chinese cultural advancement unknown in the West?"
Baker Mayfield to History Prof: "Well, I think it's really cool how they created a whole language out of tattoos."
SportsJunkie
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Baker Mayfield is the CJ Wilson of college football
Deep Purple
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Psychiatrist to Baker Mayfield: "You suffer from acute narcissism."
Baker Mayfield: "Geez, you really are jealous of me, aren't you?"
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Q: How many Baker Mayfields does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
Baker Mayfield: "Geez, you really are jealous of me, aren't you?"
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Q: How many Baker Mayfields does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
ftwfrog
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Both should have been...
(Nah. I don’t want to get banned during championship week.)
FinanceFrog
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why was a baylor football player talking about narcissism with baker?
FrogCop19
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Subtle. Well played.
Long Time Lurker
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I’m certain his parents have fostered his jackassery.
SuperBarrFrog
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I actually find a big BM quite satisfying.
FrogCop19
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That's fitting, seeing as Oklahoma has a giant [ Finebaum ] walking around in a football helmet.
Deep Purple
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After OU, Baker Mayfield plans to join the Navy so the world can see him.
He's a self-made man who worships his creator.
He's a self-made man who worships his creator.
4 Oaks Frog
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You are to be commended for this one Sir Deep!
Spit Blood ~~<~< and [Baylor asshoe]!!
toadallytexan
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We need to ask His Bakership if he were dissapointed when he learned someone else had already walked on water.
