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Spoke with a Coach today about TCU bball.
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<blockquote data-quote="FrogAbroad" data-source="post: 2987533" data-attributes="member: 140"><p><span style="color: #8000ff"><em>Reminds me of a story I heard about a young bride who went to a marriage counselor with a serious problem. </em></span></p><p><span style="color: #8000ff"></span></p><p><span style="color: #8000ff"><em>"Doctor," she said, "my husband and I have been married for six months, and...well.." she took a deep breath to continue. "...well, after six months, I'm still a virgin."</em></span></p><p><span style="color: #8000ff"></span></p><p><span style="color: #8000ff"><em>The doctor was astounded. "Does your husband have some medical problem that...uh...prevents him from..."</em></span></p><p><span style="color: #8000ff"></span></p><p><span style="color: #8000ff"><em>"No, Doctor. He's fine and healthy," she replied.</em></span></p><p><span style="color: #8000ff"></span></p><p><span style="color: #8000ff"><em>"Well, then," he continued, "is there some kind of marriage strife that prevents your consummating your marriage?"</em></span></p><p><span style="color: #8000ff"></span></p><p><span style="color: #8000ff"><em>"Oh, no, Doctor, we're very, very happy!" she responded.</em></span></p><p><span style="color: #8000ff"></span></p><p><span style="color: #8000ff"><em>"Maybe it's his work hours. Does he have to work at night? Or long, long hours and is constantly stressed?" The good doctor was obviously searching for answers.</em></span></p><p><span style="color: #8000ff"></span></p><p><span style="color: #8000ff"><em>"Doctor, he has a great job with wonderful hours and benefits. He leaves the house at 8:30 every morning and is never later than 5:30 getting home, and he gets four weeks of paid vacation every year."</em></span></p><p><span style="color: #8000ff"></span></p><p><span style="color: #8000ff"><em>Perplexed and somewhat exasperated, the doctor exclaimed, "Then what IS the problem? Why are you still a virgin?"</em></span></p><p><span style="color: #8000ff"></span></p><p><span style="color: #8000ff"><em>"It's the nature of his job that causes the problem," she sadly replied.</em></span></p><p><span style="color: #8000ff"></span></p><p><span style="color: #8000ff"><em>"His job? What do you mean, 'the nature of his job?'" Now the physician was really confused.</em></span></p><p><span style="color: #8000ff"></span></p><p><span style="color: #8000ff"><em>She sighed and said, "Well, Doctor, he's a computer services salesman, specializing in cloud-based systems." She paused, almost too moved to continue.</em></span></p><p><span style="color: #8000ff"></span></p><p><span style="color: #8000ff"><em>"And so..." the doctor said, trying to help her.</em></span></p><p><span style="color: #8000ff"></span></p><p><span style="color: #8000ff"><em>"Well, you see...every night at bedtime, he just sits on the edge of the bed, telling me how great it's going to be!"</em></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="FrogAbroad, post: 2987533, member: 140"] [COLOR=#8000ff][I]Reminds me of a story I heard about a young bride who went to a marriage counselor with a serious problem. [/I] [I]"Doctor," she said, "my husband and I have been married for six months, and...well.." she took a deep breath to continue. "...well, after six months, I'm still a virgin."[/I] [I]The doctor was astounded. "Does your husband have some medical problem that...uh...prevents him from..."[/I] [I]"No, Doctor. He's fine and healthy," she replied.[/I] [I]"Well, then," he continued, "is there some kind of marriage strife that prevents your consummating your marriage?"[/I] [I]"Oh, no, Doctor, we're very, very happy!" she responded.[/I] [I]"Maybe it's his work hours. Does he have to work at night? Or long, long hours and is constantly stressed?" The good doctor was obviously searching for answers.[/I] [I]"Doctor, he has a great job with wonderful hours and benefits. He leaves the house at 8:30 every morning and is never later than 5:30 getting home, and he gets four weeks of paid vacation every year."[/I] [I]Perplexed and somewhat exasperated, the doctor exclaimed, "Then what IS the problem? Why are you still a virgin?"[/I] [I]"It's the nature of his job that causes the problem," she sadly replied.[/I] [I]"His job? What do you mean, 'the nature of his job?'" Now the physician was really confused.[/I] [I]She sighed and said, "Well, Doctor, he's a computer services salesman, specializing in cloud-based systems." She paused, almost too moved to continue.[/I] [I]"And so..." the doctor said, trying to help her.[/I] [I]"Well, you see...every night at bedtime, he just sits on the edge of the bed, telling me how great it's going to be!"[/I][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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