FrogAbroad
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Henny Youngman Lives!
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Hoosierfrog
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Henry Youngman, “Yeah, I recall my first sexual encounter. I was 15, it was a stormy winter night, I was alone...”
Hoosierfrog
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FrogAbroad
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A fleeing Taliban terrorist, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the mirage, only to find a very frail little old Jewish man standing at a small makeshift display rack, selling ties.
The Taliban terrorist asked, "Do you have any water?"
The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5."
The terrorist shouted hysterically, "Idiot Infidel! I do not need such an over-priced western adornment. I spit on your ties. I need water!”
"Sorry, I have none. Just ties -- pure silk -- and only $5."
"Pahh! A curse on your ties, I should wrap one around your scrawny little neck and choke the life out of you, but... I must conserve my energy and find water!"
"Okay," said the little old Jewish man. “It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie from me or that you hate me, threaten my life, and call me an infidel. I will show you that I am bigger than any of that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a restaurant. It has the finest food and all the ice-cold water you need. Go in peace."
Cursing him again, the desperate Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later, he crawled back, almost dead, and gasped, "They won't let me in without a tie!”
The Taliban terrorist asked, "Do you have any water?"
The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5."
The terrorist shouted hysterically, "Idiot Infidel! I do not need such an over-priced western adornment. I spit on your ties. I need water!”
"Sorry, I have none. Just ties -- pure silk -- and only $5."
"Pahh! A curse on your ties, I should wrap one around your scrawny little neck and choke the life out of you, but... I must conserve my energy and find water!"
"Okay," said the little old Jewish man. “It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie from me or that you hate me, threaten my life, and call me an infidel. I will show you that I am bigger than any of that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a restaurant. It has the finest food and all the ice-cold water you need. Go in peace."
Cursing him again, the desperate Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later, he crawled back, almost dead, and gasped, "They won't let me in without a tie!”
Hoosierfrog
Tier 1
Needs to be tweeted to ESPN every time that phrase is used this year, just as a reminder...
FROGLEGHOP
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What's the difference between your wife and a barking dog?
When you let the dog in the house it quits barking.
When you let the dog in the house it quits barking.
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