ESPN: NCAA strips Auburn of BCS crown

[NubomTurk]

What, you thought no one would do anything on April 1st?

 

[namollec]

What, you thought no one would do anything on April 1st?

I was had!!!

Good one! Thanks for the early smile.

 

[pastorfrog]

I want you to know I almost jumped out of my chair and spilled my morning coffee.

 

[TopFrog]

I want you to know I almost jumped out of my chair and spilled my morning coffee.

you didn't really.

 

[joejordan]

I was ready for this, my gf already got me this morning with the pregnancy test.

 

[cdsfrog]

I was ready for this, my gf already got me this morning with the pregnancy test.

[ What the heck? ]! that is messed up. I would have a heart attack if my wife did that. Got six figures of loan debt to pay off first

 

[NubomTurk]

I was ready for this, my gf already got me this morning with the pregnancy test.

Man, and I though my Auburn thing was mean...

That is just WRONG.

 

[Frog97]

Hilarious...I am stealing your April Fools joke and going to use it (I'll give you props, though.)

 

[TCU2012]

I thought maybe they had written one for an April Fool's. Darn...I was had by a bombing Turk who is new.

 

[2scottb2]

Craig James...i had the T shirt ordered!

 

[RustySimondale]

I hate you Newbomb. My heart just stopped and before I clicked on it I was already thinking about the mass email I was about to send out.

Pretty good April fools joke though.

 

[HFrog1999]

Actually, they are investigating this pretty hard. It may be closer to truth than fiction.

ESPN: Four former Auburn players received cash.

 

[TCU2012]

Rick Roll'd alert

 

[Houston Frog]

Apparently they had the Houston Commissioner of Transportation do some soundbyte for the local news and radio stations here, saying that all the highway speed limits inside city were being lowered to 50MPH. I was pretty pissed for about 3 minutes this morning

 

[BrewingFrog]

Apparently they had the Houston Commissioner of Transportation do some soundbyte for the local news and radio stations here, saying that all the highway speed limits inside city were being lowered to 50MPH. I was pretty pissed for about 3 minutes this morning

Like all good satire, the jest must have the kernel of truth to snare you. Now, in all honesty, can you see a City of Houston Official actually coming up with a plan so cravenly rapacious and blindingly stupid as a City-wide 50 mph speed limit? I know I can...

 

[BrewingFrog]

Newbomb, here's what I have to say to this hideous and naughty thread:

"The Ballad of Rock Ridge" (See approx. 1:31...)

Sadly, the necessary-for-the-willing-suspension-of-disbelief Kernel of Truth hook was that we all actually believe, deep down, all evidence to the contrary, that the NCAA wil actually do something right.

Yeesh.

 

[NubomTurk]

"The Ballad of Rock Ridge" (See approx. 1:31...)

Greatest Movie of All Time. Seriously. Better than "The Godfather." Better than "Citizen Kane."

Best. Movie. EVER.

 

[Frog-in-law1995]

Greatest Movie of All Time. Seriously. Better than "The Godfather." Better than "Citizen Kane."

Best. Movie. EVER.

Anyone who doubts what Turk said, let me assure you it's twoo, it's twoo. Took Mrs. Frog-in-law (or just "Frog," I suppose) to see the Young Frankenstein musical at the new opera house in Dallas not long ago. During their bows at the end, they sang a song hinting that the next Mel Brooks musical will be Blazing Saddles. Can. Not. Wait.

 

[michaelperrytcu]

Just substitute "Ron" for "Newbomb".