" the Horned Frogs are number one this week because they beat some ass.
"How much ass? Piles of it. Railcars full of it. Market distortions happened because of the amount of ass TCU beat in its 44-31 win over Oklahoma State. Shipments of ass had to be rerouted from other supply lines of ass in order to be rerouted to Stillwater, where Gary Patterson and his team beat it. "
Hilarious stuff!
Great nugget near the end. Looks like ol' Major had some Twitter problems: