Am I missing anything?

[geezer]

I’ve seen that credited to WC Fields but have no idea if true.

Here's what the interwebs say:

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" was not originated by Tom Waits or WC Fields. It was first said by American poet (and member of the Algonquin Wits) Dorothy Parker.

Here's one that's true:

“Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore, always carry a small snake.”
― W.C. Fields, W.C. Fields by Himself

 

[Rex Kramer]

Limerick seen carved in a barroom wall:

"I'd rather have a bottom in front of me,
Than a Frontal Lobotomy..."

One small edit and you have a handy strip club slogan!

 

[BrewingFrog]

One small edit and you have a handy strip club slogan!

See, this is why I could never patronize a strip club with a buffet...

 

[Froginbedford]

Just what did Rose Kennedy do wrong?

Her misfortune was to be born mentally challenged....

 

[Eight]

Her misfortune was to be born mentally challenged....

never stopped teddy

 

[Jefffrog1993]

So after 1 whole game we should:

Fire Gillespie!
Fire Briles!
Kill @steelfrog!
Should have hired Deion!
Bench Chandler!
Should probably bench Cron as well.
We are a laughingstock!
THE SKY HAS FALLEN! AGAIN!!!!!

Have I missed anything?

The crowd sucked.
The concessions and bathrooms awful.
Sound system tv’s bad.
Tech had more fans than TCU had at the Colorado Game.
Those are few we normally hear about.

 

[FrogCop19]

Just what did Rose Kennedy do wrong?

Nothing, wasn't she just a sled?

 

[HG73]

See, this is why I could never patronize a strip club with a buffet...

Why?

 

[BrewingFrog]

Why?

Naked asses-food. Probably not the best mix...

 

[satis1103]

Naked asses-food. Probably not the best mix...

The internet would have me believe that sometimes those are food.

 

[RufeBruton]

Burn down Waco.....retribution time!

 

[Spike]

Naked asses-food. Probably not the best mix...

Works for Hooters.

 

[tcuwags]

The radio feed in the men’s room was way too loud!

 

[Spike]

The crowd sucked.
The concessions and bathrooms awful.
Sound system tv’s bad.
Tech had more fans than TCU had at the Colorado Game.
Those are few we normally hear about.

The reason that whole Tech crowd argument never works is that Tech fans are so ill behaved that if they show up at all you would know it.

 

[HG73]

Naked asses-food. Probably not the best mix...

I can't think of anything better, assuming alcohol is involved.

 

[BrewingFrog]

I can't think of anything better, assuming alcohol is involved.

Alcohol does provide a sterilizing effect, in addition to it's analgesic effects.