Has anyone seen my specialty plates?

[Purp]

Two kids, buying o&g mineral rights in three states, helping run a BBQ restaurant, one day a week devoted to helping an elderly relative with household work, and a high maintenance wife leaves me little time to play on the computer. I don't really do much "fun" stuff other than buy booze.

You need more regular bowel movements.

 

[The Artist Formerly Known as PhormerPhrog]

You know.

 

[PurpleBlood87]

Fighters isn’t a great mascot name for him.

At least he didn't play at Mason High School.

 

[Shorty]

 

[PurplFrawg]

Fighters isn’t a great mascot name for him.

There were no positions open on the "Short Fast Guys" team.

 

[tcudoc]

At least he didn't play at Mason High School.

 

[Boomhauer]

Man that scene was intense in the theater

 

[Frog-in-law1995]

Because I don’t read each of 5 emails I get every day from my son’s school, I missed that today they would be pulling the 5th grade boys aside and showing them the “your body will soon be changing” video. So I just walked in from the garage and this happens:

“Dad, I learned today that when I get excited, my penis will grow bigger. What do they mean by ‘excited?’ And will it stay that size?

“Just a moment, son.”

 

[HFrog1999]

Because I don’t read each of 5 emails I get every day from my son’s school, I missed that today they would be pulling the 5th grade boys aside and showing them the “your body will soon be changing” video. So I just walked in from the garage and this happens:

“Dad, I learned today that when I get excited, my penis will grow bigger. What do they mean by ‘excited?’ And will it stay that size?

“Just a moment, son.”

 

[QuilterFrawg]

Because I don’t read each of 5 emails I get every day from my son’s school, I missed that today they would be pulling the 5th grade boys aside and showing them the “your body will soon be changing” video. So I just walked in from the garage and this happens:

“Dad, I learned today that when I get excited, my penis will grow bigger. What do they mean by ‘excited?’ And will it stay that size?

“Just a moment, son.”

And as Paul Harvey would say, "And now for the rest of the story..."

 

[HFrog1999]

My son’s about to be sixteen


I remember being sixteen

 

[MTfrog5]

 

[Peacefrog]

I was at the Knicks game last night and can report that the Knicks are indeed a bad basketball team.

 

[Purp]

I was at the Knicks game last night and can report that the Knicks are indeed a bad basketball team.

I wasn't at MSG last night and can also confidently report that the Knickerbockers are really bad at basketballing.

 

[talor]

I was at the Knicks game last night and can report that the Knicks are indeed a bad basketball team.

I was at the Mavs game last night. Fun times. Patrick Mahomes and Eden Hazard were in the building to watch Luka, KP, and Zion. Pretty cool.

 

[Purp]

In on the palindrome page.

Fun Mavs game to watch last night, but didn't like the ending.

 

[Mean Purple]

inni

 

[The Artist Formerly Known as PhormerPhrog]

I wasn't at MSG last night and can also confidently report that the Knickerbockers are really bad at basketballing.

I had MSG last night and have had some epic farts of biblical proportions.

 

[Purp]

I had MSG last night and have had some epic farts of biblical proportions.

You could eat a bag of Skittles and have epic farts of biblical porportions.

 

[The Artist Formerly Known as PhormerPhrog]

You could eat a bag of Skittles and have epic farts of biblical porportions.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Skittlefart