Yahoo drops a bomb on Miami

[geefrogs]

the heirarchy in college football in the state of Florida will now look like this:

#1 Florida
#2 Florida State
#3 Central Florida
#4 South Florida
#5 Florida Atlantic
#6 Florida International
#7 The U.

 

[okra tex]

This is pretty imaginative.....



Boats N' Hoes, Hurricane Style

Posted by nobis60 on August 17th, 2011 under Football, Joseph Pulitzer, Pop Culture

Boats n' Hoes

Huff, Doback and Shapiro
Prestige Worldwide/BC Records

(boats n' hoes, i gotta have me more boats and hoes!
boats n' hoes, boats n' hoes, i gotta have me more boats and hoes! x2)

The Titanic, Lusitania, the USS Maine
All minor league [Craig James] as I'm about to explain,
Some ships will sink if an iceberg they ram
But my ship's gonna sink an entire program.
We'd sail up and down the Spanish Main
With my yacht as the eye of a Hoe-rricane!

(boats n' hoes, i gotta have me more boats and hoes!
boats n' hoes, boats n' hoes, i gotta have me more boats and hoes! x2)

My name is Nevin Shapiro, world-class leech
Came from the Jersey Shore down to South Beach
I stand five foot eight (with my platforms on)
A lot of folks call me the Lepre-con

I took jock sniffing to bloodhound proportions
Screw your hundred dollar handshakes – I'm buying abortions!
When I flashed my cash I was cool as Fonzi
Nobody cared that it was courtesy of Ponzi
Schemes, I got 'em – 3-4, 4-3,
Got three hoes on all fours right in front of me.

(boats n' hoes, i gotta have me more boats and hoes!
boats n' hoes, boats n' hoes, i gotta have me more boats and hoes! x2)

Night clubs, strip clubs, mansions too
If you wear green and orange your balls'll never be blue.
And if she's knocked up after you bang her,
Here's five bills – won't need no coat hanger!

Just passin' out [hundinnen ] like Halloween candy
Had some for Mr. Shannon when he was feelin' Randy
Dom, Cristal, just pop the cork
Who'll take $300 extra to get under Wilfork?

I bought the finest hoes – none came cheap
And even Sebastian got to get Bills Deep
Most expensive [Rod Gilmore] I ever had at a gala?
It took 50 G's to pay off Donna Shalala!

(boats n' hoes, i gotta have me more boats and hoes!
boats n' hoes, boats n' hoes, i gotta have me more boats and hoes! x2)

So why did I bring shame to Hurricane Nation?
I just wanted us to ace our SEC application.
But little did I know, there's another SEC
Securities and Exchange threw some cuffs on me.

So now the fun is over, there's no more thrill
And I started droppin' dime like I was Henry Hill
But now I'm in the pen, there's no witness protection
For helpin' out every 'Cane who had an erection

(boats n' hoes, i gotta have me more boats and hoes!
boats n' hoes, boats n' hoes, i gotta have me more boats and hoes! x2)

Great poem - need to put on every college message board

 

[jack the frog]

Dan Patrick arguing that this guy should have been offering 5K for someone not to knock Chris Rix out of a game.

:tongue:

 

[Texas Otto]

Dan Patrick arguing that this guy should have been offering 5K for someone not to knock Chris Rix out of a game.

:tongue:

Personally I am happy the U left the Big East when it did! UNC and the U two black eyes for the ACC in a single year wow :unsure:

 

[HFrog1999]

Wow! :blink:

In one instance, Shapiro described taking a player to the Pink Pony strip club and paying for a dancer to engage in sex with the athlete. In the ensuing weeks, Shapiro said the dancer called one of his security providers and informed him that the player had gotten her pregnant during the incident. Shapiro said he gave the dancer $500 to have an abortion performed, without notifying the player of the incident.“I was doing him a favor,” the booster said. “That idiot might have wanted to keep [the baby].”

 

[mtmedlin]

the heirarchy in college football in the state of Florida will now look like this:

#1 Florida
#2 Florida State
#3 Central Florida
#4 South Florida
#5 Florida Atlantic
#6 Florida International
#7 The U.

If your gonna troll, you really must try harder.... FAU is gaining on UCF and USF is solidly in third and climbin...especially after we beat Florida St and Miami at home!

 

[TopFrog]

It is not the aesthetics of the pole that matters, only the aesthetics of what is on the pole.

:laugh:

 

[The Artist Formerly Known as PhormerPhrog]

Man, it must have been awesome to play football at Miami the past eight years.

You'd think they'd mix in a division title every now and then...

 

[geefrogs]

If your gonna troll, you really must try harder.... FAU is gaining on UCF and USF is solidly in third and climbin...especially after we beat Florida St and Miami at home!

I guess there is some kind of rivalry between the two schools? Dont take it personal buddy.

UCF won 11 games last year, beat Georgia in a bowl game and finished in the top 25. In my opinion there isnt much of a difference between the two schools.

But hey, what do I know.

 

[HFrog1999]

You'd think they'd mix in a division title every now and then...

They were too busy partying on boats with ho's to worry about things like practice.

I have a friend/former teammate who went there in the 90's to play QB. I don't think he fit into that Miami scene very well. He only stayed a season or two then transferred back to a Texas college.

 

[NubomTurk]

“I had an architect try to put a stripper pole in the suite,” Shapiro said. “Aesthetically it wouldn’t work.”

Speaking as an architect, I can only say that the guy needed a better architect.

Dr. Sasser, my architectural history professor, offered some great guidance on the aesthetics of stripper poles in one of her lectures:

"Gothic, modern, Romanesque,
a stripper pole is always best.

Bahaus, classic, neo-modern,
stripper poles are always awesome."

For a seventy year old woman, Dr. Sasser was pretty hip.

 

[frogtwang]

I have a friend/former teammate who went there in the 90's to play QB. I don't think he fit into that Miami scene very well. He only stayed a season or two then transferred back to a Texas college.

Same here. Last name was Kelly, same person?

 

[HFrog1999]

Same here. Last name was Kelly, same person?

Yep.

 

[DannyAdelante]

That reminded me of Kirby Freeman. He went from four years at Debauchery U to Baylor for his senior season. He must have hated his life in Waco!

 

[FrogRails]

That reminded me of Kirby Freeman. He went from four years at Debauchery U to Baylor for his senior season. He must have hated his life in Waco!

Maybe he at least developed a taste for late-night Taco Bell...

 

[HFrog1999]

Maybe he at least developed a taste for late-night Taco Bell...

 

[Houston Frog]

That rendition of Boats 'n Hoes was awesome. My favorite line.....

I took jock sniffing to bloodhound proportions
Screw your hundred dollar handshakes – I’m buying abortions!

 

[HFrog1999]

That rendition of Boats 'n Hoes was awesome. My favorite line.....

I took jock sniffing to bloodhound proportions
Screw your hundred dollar handshakes – I'm buying abortions!

:laugh:

 

[HFrog1999]

If your gonna troll, you really must try harder.... FAU is gaining on UCF and USF is solidly in third and climbin...especially after we beat Florida St and Miami at home!

How does it make you feel that Nevin Shapiro is a South Florida alum?:blink:

 

[frogtwang]

"Night clubs, strip clubs, mansions too
If you wear green and orange your balls’ll never be blue.
And if she’s knocked up after you bang her,
Here’s five bills – won’t need no coat hanger!"