Hook ‘em Gary

[froginaustin]

This is what happens when bitterness collides with a massive, massive ego.

I wonder how Patterson will take it if Sark is fired mid-season and Gary is NOT named interim coach?

There's a puncher's chance we'll find out, IHMO.

 

[geefrogs]

He's having fun with his former player after they are reunited.

But yes, he does resemble Chris Farley and thats why I love it even more.

 

[AustinFrog]

Gary Skywalker is gone. All that's left now is Darth Patterson

 

[HornyWartyToad]

I’m scheissing dying .

(Farley Voice Singing) "Fat guy in a little shirt."

 

[Pure Purple]

'There's no fool like an old fool'

 

[PurpleBlood87]

(Farley Voice Singing) "Fat guy in a little shirt."

Those pants ain't having a good time either.

 

[LisaLT]

I think he’s getting ready to take a dump.

 

[Froggy Style]

Did someone lay gary's head onto midget Jabba's body?

 

[mgsouthpaw]

we fired him. Once you fire someone you can’t tell them where they can and can’t work. and then your feelings get hurt because you see them with a team that you don’t approve. don’t be so sensitive, fellas.

 

[NORMLFROG]

Maybe, just maybe he's just clowning the hell out of us. Good for him. Let's just get a thicker skin and take it for what it is.

NF

 

[Dogfrog]

Maybe, just maybe he's just clowning the hell out of us. Good for him. Let's just get a thicker skin and take it for what it is.

NF

Agree, but think the more likely scenario was “Hey Gary, you got a second for a photo?”

 

[NORMLFROG]

You're probably right. I bet Yox is cursing him under his breath for such poor squat form.

NF

 

[HornyWartyToad]

we fired him. Once you fire someone you can’t tell them where they can and can’t work. and then your feelings get hurt because you see them with a team that you don’t approve. don’t be so sensitive, fellas.

Nobody's telling him where he can't work, and speaking only for myself, my feelings aren't hurt even a little bit. But choosing to put himself out there looking that much a tool. . . You think is he's so sacred that he can't get some [ Finebaum ] flicked his way when he acts like that? Maybe you're the one who needs to be less sensitive?

 

[geefrogs]

Gary Skywalker is gone. All that's left now is Darth Patterson

 

[This Ain't Chopped Liver]

For some, GP is like breaking up with your longtime girl—difficulty letting go, mixed feelings, judgmental, accusatory,....

 

[BrewingFrog]

Perhaps he needs to take a step back...

 

[Dogfrog]

Nobody's telling him where he can't work, and speaking only for myself, my feelings aren't hurt even a little bit. But choosing to put himself out there looking that much a tool. . . You think is he's so sacred that he can't get some [ #2020 ] flicked his way when he acts like that? Maybe you're the one who needs to be less sensitive?

UT put him out there and they are paying him. The only thing that makes him look like a tool is he’s fat.

 

[Prince of Purpoole II]

we fired him. Once you fire someone you can’t tell them where they can and can’t work. and then your feelings get hurt because you see them with a team that you don’t approve. don’t be so sensitive, fellas.

Dude this is objectively worthy of ridicule under any circumstance. I mean I couldn’t resist even if this was a TCU promo

 

[Joe T's Salsa King]

Screw Gary

 

[06DallasFrog]

Legit question - I thought analysts had limited to no involvement in recruiting according to NCAA rules. Is that not accurate?