Frogs vs. Beavers

[NubomTurk]

I'm sorry, I just can't look at "Only 141 days until 'Frogs vs. Beavers!" without chuckling.

If GameDay comes to town, I predict classic signage.

 

[ShivasFrog]

I predict it will be very difficult to come up with a quip that the Beavers haven't seen a few hundred times before.

 

[FeistyFrog]

Will the Frog D lay the wood to the Beaver O?

 

[Frog_Fan71]

QUOTE(FeistyFrog @ Apr 16 2010, 04:58 PM) [snapback]545768[/snapback]
Will the Frog D lay the wood to the Beaver O?


Running with Feisty's idea. That will make a good headline for the sports page.

"Frogs lay wood to the Beavers"

"Beavers rode hard, put up wet"

 

[NubomTurk]

Frogs Pound Beavers
by Gil LeBreton

 

[NubomTurk]

Have any of their players gone prematurely bald?

Because that would be like Christmas, my birthday, Thanksgiving, and Easter all rolled up into one.

 

[Nick Danger]

I read that there's a whole lot of beaver in China! Mainly along the treacherous Poontang River.

 

[Endless Purple]

All pretty lame. Really only one matchup would ever really give the mascot puns something to work with. These two schools have not played (Oregon State and S Carolina) until then...

 

[Frog_Fan71]

QUOTE(Endless Purple @ Apr 16 2010, 08:11 PM) [snapback]545801[/snapback]
All pretty lame. Really only one matchup would ever really give the mascot puns something to work with. These two schools have not played (Oregon State and S Carolina) until then...


Killjoy! h34r:

 

[Endless Purple]

QUOTE(Frog_Fan71 @ Apr 16 2010, 08:17 PM) [snapback]545803[/snapback]
Killjoy! h34r:


been a long week and upcoming weekend (not in a pleasant way) thanks to certain women. h34r:

 

[Frog_Fan71]

QUOTE(Endless Purple @ Apr 16 2010, 08:22 PM) [snapback]545807[/snapback]
been a long week and upcoming weekend (not in a pleasant way) thanks to certain women. h34r:


You have my sympathy and/or empathy EP. Hope all goes well. I will have a nice spiced rum in your honor, after work tonight.

 

[Endless Purple]

My all time favorite name matchup was in the Aloha Bowl one year.

Demon Deacons vs Sun Devils on Christmas day

 

[Endless Purple]

QUOTE(Frog_Fan71 @ Apr 16 2010, 08:25 PM) [snapback]545810[/snapback]
You have my sympathy and/or empathy EP. Hope all goes well. I will have a nice spiced rum in your honor, after work tonight.


thanks

 

[Frog_Fan71]

I think USC and USC would make an interesting pairing. Gamecocks and Trojans.

 

[FROGLEGHOP]

The Trojans will cover.

 

[TopFrog]

QUOTE(FROGLEGHOP @ Apr 16 2010, 09:43 PM) [snapback]545825[/snapback]
The Trojans will cover.


Trojans getting popped ...

 

[SnoSki]

QUOTE(Endless Purple @ Apr 17 2010, 01:11 AM) [snapback]545801[/snapback]
All pretty lame. Really only one matchup would ever really give the mascot puns something to work with. These two schools have not played (Oregon State and S Carolina) until then...



Maybe one of the highest-watched games ever as people's TV systems would read, "Beavers vs Cocks"

 

[Frog_Fan71]

QUOTE(SnoSkiDrew @ Apr 16 2010, 10:12 PM) [snapback]545834[/snapback]
Maybe one of the highest-watched games ever as people's TV systems would read, "Beavers vs Cocks"


If these teams were highly ranked it could be...

"Beavers vs Cocks, Trojans nowhere in sight"

 

[TopFrog]

Once saw two guys at a Dallas mall, one wearing a Beavers cap and the other said Cocks. No straight guy should be wearing a Cocks hats.

 

[Gehörnter Frosch]

After losing to Purdue, South Carolina next meets Oregon State.

Headline:

[SIZE=14pt]Despite lost battle with Boilermakers, Cocks stiffen; prepare to stick it to the Beavers.[/SIZE]