Stiff Arm Frog
Active Member
Did you hear about the two Auburn graduates that were walking through the woods and came across some tracks? "Those are deer tracks," said the first Auburn grad. "Nah, those are way too big," said the second one. "They're obviously elk tracks." As the debate went on, they were hit by a train.
All right, all right, just one more.
A trio of recent college graduates, one from TCU, one from SMU, and one from Auburn, were running through the woods with the cops chasing after them. Each of them climbed a tree to escape. The cops saw movement in the TCU tree, but then they heard, "Hoo, Hoo" coming from the branches. The cops saw movement up the SMU tree, but then heard the sound of "Meow, Meow," coming from the branches. Then the cops saw movement up the Auburn tree, and heard the sound, "Moo! Moo!" coming from the branches.
Now I know why the Aggies really want to join the SEC!
All right, all right, just one more.
A trio of recent college graduates, one from TCU, one from SMU, and one from Auburn, were running through the woods with the cops chasing after them. Each of them climbed a tree to escape. The cops saw movement in the TCU tree, but then they heard, "Hoo, Hoo" coming from the branches. The cops saw movement up the SMU tree, but then heard the sound of "Meow, Meow," coming from the branches. Then the cops saw movement up the Auburn tree, and heard the sound, "Moo! Moo!" coming from the branches.
Now I know why the Aggies really want to join the SEC!