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<blockquote data-quote="WyomingFrog" data-source="post: 2936602" data-attributes="member: 72065"><p>I remember as a kid I had a cousin (a really stupid cousin) who was majoring in recess (PE) in college. He was always the stupidest macaroon in the family growing up and he could hardly zip up his own pants as a teenager. When we heard he was going off to college we wondered what Pre-school had accepted him. He was a footballer and Schmoo took him initially for football but he flunked recess there and ended up at UH Cougar High.</p><p></p><p>How in heavens name do you flunk recess ? Nobody in whole family understood that. He got 2 Fs at Schmooo in PE. How ? You don’t drink everything in your juice box ? You don’t finish your cookies and milk ? You fall off the swing set ? You trip when playing Red Rover come on over ?</p><p></p><p>I will never forget the very sweet tender and loving Father-Son discussion I had with my Dad as we left the idiot cousins house one day when I was a senior in High School. He very tenderly told me the following and I cherish his sweetness of this discussion even still today..............it went something like this as I very fondly recall...........</p><p></p><p>“IF YOU F——KING THINK FOR ONE F——KING SECOND THAT YOU ARE MAJORING IN PE LIKE THAT AZZZHO THEN YOU CAN TAKE YER AZZZZ RIGHT NOW DOWN TO ARMY RECRUITING AND YOU CAN GET YER AZZZZ SHOT OFFF IN THE WAR BECAUSE IM NOT F——KING PAYING FOR MY SON TO MAJOR IN PLAY TIME. IF YOU THINK FOR ONE MINUTE YOU CAN MAJOR IN SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND HAVE ME PAY FOR IT YOU HAVE ANOTHER THING COMING MISTER AND I WILL YANK YOUR AZZZZ OUT OF COLLEGE SO FAST IT WILL MAKE YER F——KING HEAD SPIN”</p><p></p><p>I thanked him for his tenderness and I have a scar on the side of my head to show it.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="WyomingFrog, post: 2936602, member: 72065"] I remember as a kid I had a cousin (a really stupid cousin) who was majoring in recess (PE) in college. He was always the stupidest macaroon in the family growing up and he could hardly zip up his own pants as a teenager. When we heard he was going off to college we wondered what Pre-school had accepted him. He was a footballer and Schmoo took him initially for football but he flunked recess there and ended up at UH Cougar High. How in heavens name do you flunk recess ? Nobody in whole family understood that. He got 2 Fs at Schmooo in PE. How ? You don’t drink everything in your juice box ? You don’t finish your cookies and milk ? You fall off the swing set ? You trip when playing Red Rover come on over ? I will never forget the very sweet tender and loving Father-Son discussion I had with my Dad as we left the idiot cousins house one day when I was a senior in High School. He very tenderly told me the following and I cherish his sweetness of this discussion even still today..............it went something like this as I very fondly recall........... “IF YOU F——KING THINK FOR ONE F——KING SECOND THAT YOU ARE MAJORING IN PE LIKE THAT AZZZHO THEN YOU CAN TAKE YER AZZZZ RIGHT NOW DOWN TO ARMY RECRUITING AND YOU CAN GET YER AZZZZ SHOT OFFF IN THE WAR BECAUSE IM NOT F——KING PAYING FOR MY SON TO MAJOR IN PLAY TIME. IF YOU THINK FOR ONE MINUTE YOU CAN MAJOR IN SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND HAVE ME PAY FOR IT YOU HAVE ANOTHER THING COMING MISTER AND I WILL YANK YOUR AZZZZ OUT OF COLLEGE SO FAST IT WILL MAKE YER F——KING HEAD SPIN” I thanked him for his tenderness and I have a scar on the side of my head to show it. [/QUOTE]
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