Programming for the LHN

[roddog]

http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=188&f=1650&t=7756403


1. Reality show titled "Why did Cedric get arrested this week?" (Benson is up to at least six arrests)
2. "Bookem Horns - The Parole officers of the Longhorns" - possibility exist this could two shows, one for the defense and one for the offense.
3. "Ricky's wedding Dress will fit you too" - Sponsored by UT Gay lesbian and transgender association. In case you missed it http://blog.nola.com/saintsbea...e_ditka_an.html
4. "Dental Hygiene - It's important" - A reality show starting Mack Brown -
5. Stripes Longhorn Style - Up close and personal, follows Mack Brown as he gives his pregame speech to that day's referees.
6. "Where’s Edwin" - The reality show in honor of Edwin Simmons, is filmed in Austin from a helicopter looking for players blasted out their minds and running naked through random backyards.
7. "Pimp my new ride" - Features the cars the longhorn players drive. The sequel can be Momma bought me this when I got a scholarship.
8. "How to be a T-shirt fan" - Also broadcast in Spanish.
9. "We never lost a game, we were cheated" - Required viewing by every Longhorn supporter. Learn how to be entitled and start believing UT show have been ranked in the Top 10 starting this season.
10. "Aggie's their our Bytches" - Show the rival series and shoves reality down A&M throats. (sorry I didn't want the aggies to enjoy this too much)

Add your suggestions

 

[roddog]

"How to avoid a DUI" - starring DJ Monroe, and the UT AD Legal Team
"Off-Road Adventures" - starring Sergio Kindle, clarifying commentary - Mack Brown
"On a Boat" - Cedric Benson, the drunken tale of one Longhorn Sailor
"Opie, the Grown up Years" - Major Applewhite
"All things PB&J - a Cullinary experience" - Colt McCoy, co-host - Jordan Shipley
"Unsolved injuries" Hosted by Colt McCoy :laugh:

 

[jake102]

Mediocre work... you could come up with some better stuff (and this board may already have on another thread...)

But I do enjoy the jokes towards the LHN and Big One conference

 

[Double D]

What about 'COPS Longhorn edition' or 'Longhorns Most Wanted'?

Given the number of UT players arrested, that would fill up at least 30 minutes.

 

[Bonner4Prez]

"On a Boat" - Cedric Benson, the drunken tale of one Longhorn Sailor :laugh:

"Unsolved injuries" - OK I'm STILL laughing at the one

 

[2314@work]

http://mbd.scout.com...=1650&t=7756403


1. Reality show titled "Why did Cedric get arrested this week?" (Benson is up to at least six arrests)
2. "Bookem Horns - The Parole officers of the Longhorns" - possibility exist this could two shows, one for the defense and one for the offense.
3. "Ricky's wedding Dress will fit you too" - Sponsored by UT Gay lesbian and transgender association. In case you missed it http://blog.nola.com...e_ditka_an.html
4. "Dental Hygiene - It's important" - A reality show starting Mack Brown -
5. Stripes Longhorn Style - Up close and personal, follows Mack Brown as he gives his pregame speech to that day's referees.
6. "Where's Edwin" - The reality show in honor of Edwin Simmons, is filmed in Austin from a helicopter looking for players blasted out their minds and running naked through random backyards.
7. "Pimp my new ride" - Features the cars the longhorn players drive. The sequel can be Momma bought me this when I got a scholarship.
8. "How to be a T-shirt fan" - Also broadcast in Spanish.
9. "We never lost a game, we were cheated" - Required viewing by every Longhorn supporter. Learn how to be entitled and start believing UT show have been ranked in the Top 10 starting this season.
10. "Aggie's their our Bytches" - Show the rival series and shoves reality down A&M throats. (sorry I didn't want the aggies to enjoy this too much)

 

[NubomTurk]

Has anyone ever seen roddog and AggieAngst in the same place at the same time?