Ice Cream. Because everyone likes ice cream. (Noted Sesame Street Song).
The B1G should change to “Coast To Coast Hardware.” When I was a kid there were Coast to Coast Hardware stores, the company originated in Minneapolis. Ironically, it was not coast-to-coast (big plans I guess), but it had stores rooted throughout the Midwest, like the Big Ten’s roots.1. Coast 2 Coast Conference (C3, 3C, CIII -keeping with the Roman numbers in the B12)
2. Sea to Sea Conference
3. Big America Conference
4. Like what is done on some bus or subway lines - name after the terminus names.
If we get Pac rumps something like Stanford-UCF Conference (or Palo Alto-Orlando Conference.)
(pretty stupid suggestion, right?)
How about 2 & 3 together?
Big America Sea to Sea Conference?
Your know the Big ASS Conference for short.