Fan Nation
Forums
Forum list
Search forums
Rules & Policies
Podcast
Mobile App
Media
New media
New comments
Search media
Shop
Members
Current visitors
New profile posts
Search profile posts
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
Forum list
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Install the app
Install
Forums
Horned Frog Athletics
Scott & Wes Frog Fan Forum
Just a reminder that all football season ticket renewals are due today!!
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Reply to thread
Message
<blockquote data-quote="Peacefrog" data-source="post: 2564199" data-attributes="member: 72366"><p>It’s not that great a story.</p><p></p><p>She goes out with you but drinks too many margaritas while eating way too many refried beans at Don Pablo’s. The entire time she just laughs annoyingly and continuously wants to show you what some dipship posted on facetwitchat. You end up drinking cocktails at some hipster bar off W 7th where she keeps ordering ship that costs $13.50 a drink but decides she doesn’t like it because she doesn’t like mint. It would have been nice to know before she ordered the mint monkey frozen asschaca. Anyhow...it’s not a great night, but not bad. She’s easy on the eyes and if you hum classic rock in your head you can mostly tune out her inane stories about her Puggle. You meet up with friends. Drink a little more. She signs the appropriate paperwork to avoid future accusations and you head to your car. Three minutes into drive home you realize the car smells like something died. She seems not to notice. You think “damn, did she just rip one?” You roll down the window so you don’t die and then she blames you for it. As you protest she throws up all over your seat and floor. Then she calls her boyfriend and passes out while asking you to bring her to his place.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Peacefrog, post: 2564199, member: 72366"] It’s not that great a story. She goes out with you but drinks too many margaritas while eating way too many refried beans at Don Pablo’s. The entire time she just laughs annoyingly and continuously wants to show you what some dipship posted on facetwitchat. You end up drinking cocktails at some hipster bar off W 7th where she keeps ordering ship that costs $13.50 a drink but decides she doesn’t like it because she doesn’t like mint. It would have been nice to know before she ordered the mint monkey frozen asschaca. Anyhow...it’s not a great night, but not bad. She’s easy on the eyes and if you hum classic rock in your head you can mostly tune out her inane stories about her Puggle. You meet up with friends. Drink a little more. She signs the appropriate paperwork to avoid future accusations and you head to your car. Three minutes into drive home you realize the car smells like something died. She seems not to notice. You think “damn, did she just rip one?” You roll down the window so you don’t die and then she blames you for it. As you protest she throws up all over your seat and floor. Then she calls her boyfriend and passes out while asking you to bring her to his place. [/QUOTE]
Verification
Which team did TCU defeat in the College Football Playoffs?
Post reply
Forums
Horned Frog Athletics
Scott & Wes Frog Fan Forum
Just a reminder that all football season ticket renewals are due today!!
Top