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A joke for our time?
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<blockquote data-quote="toadallytexan" data-source="post: 2899158" data-attributes="member: 1164"><p>I have two candidates for <em><strong>worst joke of all time</strong></em>., but, even this board can tolerate only one of them. Both are set in a mythical abbey in East Europe.</p><p><em>Joke the First, </em></p><p><em>Part One:</em></p><p> The bell tower lacks a bell ringer, so the abbot is interviewing candidates for the position, and an armless man applies. He avers he can fill the position. The abbot says the holy order is all for employing the handicapped but can't see how this is going to work.</p><p> The man has the abbot follow him to the top of the tower whereupon he pushes the bell with his shoulder, and as it rocks away from him with a clang, the mans turns to the abbot to say, "See". However, the bell rocks back, hits the man in the face and he falls to his death below.</p><p> The abbot hurries down to a crowd of people below who ask over and over who the deceased was. The abbot replies, "I never knew his name, but his face sure rings a bell".</p><p><em>Part Two:</em></p><p> A week later, the identical twin of the unfortunate deceased (infirmities and all) appears and asks to audition for the, still vacant, position...with the same fatal results. As the abbot draws near, the crowd again seeks to know the identity of the corpse. The abbot's answer: "I don't know...but he's a dead ringer for the guy last week".</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="toadallytexan, post: 2899158, member: 1164"] I have two candidates for [I][B]worst joke of all time[/B][/I]., but, even this board can tolerate only one of them. Both are set in a mythical abbey in East Europe. [I]Joke the First, Part One:[/I] The bell tower lacks a bell ringer, so the abbot is interviewing candidates for the position, and an armless man applies. He avers he can fill the position. The abbot says the holy order is all for employing the handicapped but can't see how this is going to work. The man has the abbot follow him to the top of the tower whereupon he pushes the bell with his shoulder, and as it rocks away from him with a clang, the mans turns to the abbot to say, "See". However, the bell rocks back, hits the man in the face and he falls to his death below. The abbot hurries down to a crowd of people below who ask over and over who the deceased was. The abbot replies, "I never knew his name, but his face sure rings a bell". [I]Part Two:[/I] A week later, the identical twin of the unfortunate deceased (infirmities and all) appears and asks to audition for the, still vacant, position...with the same fatal results. As the abbot draws near, the crowd again seeks to know the identity of the corpse. The abbot's answer: "I don't know...but he's a dead ringer for the guy last week". [/QUOTE]
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