Recent content by HornyWartyToad

I was on a game show hosted by Ben Stiller. Made it to the final round with two other clowns. I’m stuck in the middle but somehow pick last. These other jokers wind up with new cars, and I get a crappy used bicycle. I’m taking it pretty hard, until the sexy hostess whispers in my ear: “You...

Shirley you and I can’t be her Only Fans.

It’s been far too long since there was a sibling (or perhaps more appropriately an offspring) to, “Art Briles is the type of guy that. . .”

I’ll never be able to forgive that guy for giving my beagle the clap.

Ok boomer

Idk how to think about these things anymore, but if it’s a win for her, I’m for it! Seems like a good kid. https://swimsuit.si.com/swimsuit/model/hailey-van-lith

I was not aware that both CU and Cuse had racist coaches.

This is a great game. Thank goodness these two were on the same side so only one SEC SEC SEC team in the final. And fwiw I hope Cooger High kicks the Dookies asses.

Exciting that Charley and Leon will be touring together. I was lucky to get to see them perform together at Charley’s show at Ridglea theater several years ago. It hadn’t been announced that Leon would be there so when he came on in the middle of the set and they did a couple of his songs, it...

That Charlie Weiss’s kid? Seems about the right age and I seem to recall mention of a son going into coaching back when Charlie was Pats OC.

It’s got to be absolutely scheissing exhausting playing for that zombie-looking [ mother farger ] in Baton Rouge. I’m loving the great PR hit our coach is getting from his girls- you know other players are paying attention to that stuff.

I hope they’ll be invited to the spring game Friday for recognition!

Some grown-folks perspective is in order here: Yeah, the ND girl (if that's how she identifies) said stupid things. And by now in the arc of history, people (if that's how they identify) who have a social media platform need to be accountable for saying stupid things. We can absolutely...

Roll Frogs!

“Compete competitively “??? scheissing embarrassing.