If you are a decent but uninspiring pitcher and want to look like a Cy Young ace then try to get TCU on your schedule on a night that you're going to pitch.
I still miss getting pitchers of beer for one dollar on Thursday nights at the Stables on the corner of University and Berry. I went into deep depression when they tore it down and put a gas station there.
I'm starting to think that Franco might be a good candidate for closer. He is pretty unhittable already and is getting some good experience in high leverage situations lately.