PROJECTED BAYLOR 2011 FOOTBALL RECORD 3-9
Sep. 3 TCU L
Baylor has no chance in this one. Blowout loss for the laughingstock team from Waco, with the entire student body, entire Baylor fanbase, and TV audience, being disgusted with the Baylor program after once again getting bent over by Tcu in front of a regional TV audience and a home crowd)
Sep. 10 OPEN DATE
(Baylor is a 1 point favorite to win this one)
Sep. 17 Stephen F. Austin W
(Scheduling the most pathetic teams possible is the only way Baylor can be assured of a win, so Baylor looks for the most horrible teams in the nation to play in non-conference. A few yrs ago Baylor assumed they could easily win in non-conf, while playing last place teams from other conferences (Unlv and Army), but Baylor lost to both of them, and discovered that they were so bad that they had to drop all the way down to Div 2 teams to get guaranteed wins in non-conf. Look for Baylor to put non conf teams like SF Austin, Texas St, Buffalo St College, West Dakota Tech, and the Carolina School for Wayward Girls on their non-conf schedules from here on out. Tcu should never play Baylor ever again !! Any team playing these kinds of non-conf teams (like Baylor does) has no right to ever play the Rose Bowl Champion again. Tcu needs to drop Baylor like a hot potato. They smell very very bad and Tcu doesnt want to get any of that kind of stink on them by associating with a rancid stinker like Baylor.
Sep. 24 Rice W
(As horrible as Rice is, this game might be a challenge for Baylor this yr. Rice will be improved and Baylor has gotten worse - especially the Baylor rushing attack which will be really bad this season, as they lost their only decent RB and their two best Olinemen and their TE. Rice may finally give them a scare this time around)
Oct. 1 at Kansas State L
(This game will take the starch out of Baylor fans and will kill attendance for the remainder of the year. This will be a blowout loss for Baylor. Ksu under Snider is capable of putting up 50 pts in any game and they are dangerous. This yr they dominate Baylor)
Oct. 8 Iowa State W
(Not convinced Baylor can beat Iowa St this yr especially with Iowa St playing so well at times against some really good teams. If Baylor wins this game will be a nail biter. If Baylor loses to Iowa St, the season and the entire program and coaching staff gets flushed right down the toilet, and attendance at all future games on the schedule becomes not only bad, but so terribly bad that Baylor attendance becomes an embarrassment to the Big 12)
Oct. 15 at Texas A&M L
(Lots of clueless Baylor fans think they have a shot in this game. The reality is that Baylor beats A&M about once a decade and because of one win and 9 losses each decade, the clueless and retarded Baylor fans think the A&M game is some kind of "rivalry game". Hilarious !! HINT: WInning one game every decade is no rivalry girls and boys !! Funny stuff !)
Oct. 22 Texas L
(Last season, Baylor got their one win every 40 yrs against TEXAS. Not gonna happen again now, for another 39 years)
Oct. 29 at Oklahoma State L
(Okie St always azzzzclowns and humiliates Baylor. Nothing will change this yr, especially since the less athletic Okie St QB made Baylor's Griffin look like pig manure in last yr's game)
Nov. 5 Missouri L
(Baylor loses huge to a nationally ranked Mizzou. When was the last time Baylor beat a nationally ranked team? You'd have to go back 30 yrs for that answer !!)
Nov 10 Kansas
(Kansas is horrible ! Baylor might have a shot in this one even though the game is in Lawrence)
Nov. 19 Oklahoma L
(Dont make me laugh. Blowout loss for Baylor as usual)
Nov. 26 Texas Tech L
(Baylor has never ever beaten TTech since the inception of the B12. Until they do, this game is yet another loss)
