Make way for the Pop-Tarts Bowl, adios Cheez-It Bowl

[froginmn]

I’m surprised there isn’t a hostess cupcake bowl or Twinkie bowl. I guess all those would make us all go to the bowl.

In a manner of speaking, yes.

 

[froginmn]

Kelloggs, owner of both Cheez-Its and Pop-Tarts, are just re-deploying their bowl advertising by re-naming the Orlando Bowl1, formerly "Cheez-It" to "Pop-Tart", and re-naming Orlando Bowl2, the Citrus Bowl to "Cheez-It Citrus Bowl."

All because Kelloggs is splitting in two - BATTLE CREEK, March 15, 2023 — "Kellogg Company has announced the names of the two companies it will soon split into. The WK Kellogg Co. will focus on North American cereals, like Rice Krispies and Corn Flakes. Kellanova will include the company's snack brands, which include Pop-Tarts, Cheez-Its and Pringles, and international cereals."

Isn't clear why the split would cause this if both Cheez-it and Pop Tarts are going to the same company...

 

[NORMLFROG]

Isn't clear why the split would cause this if both Cheez-it and Pop Tarts are going to the same company...

Corporate America can do some strange things. Imagine. Putting a dude in a dress to sell beer to bubbas and frats. What could go wrong?

NF

 

[PurpleBlood87]

Isn't clear why the split would cause this if both Cheez-it and Pop Tarts are going to the same company...

You'd think they go to different sides since one is savory and the other is sweet.

 

[BrewingFrog]

You'd think they go to different sides since one is savory and the other is sweet.

Is there no sour?

 

[LisaLT]

Marijuana Munchies Bowl?

Gives new meaning to the word “bowl”

Lol. Wouldn’t have any problem selling that one out even with bad teams playing if there were some choice edibles for sale.

 

[Eight]

You'd think they go to different sides since one is savory and the other is sweet.

brilliant idea, a pop tart where one side is savory and the other sweet or combos such as dark chocolate w sea salt or strawberry w balsamic

 

[4 Oaks Frog]

TWINKIE BOWL…It would stay fresh forever!

 

[06DallasFrog]

The pop tart bowl. How utterly embarrassing. Makes me think of Britney Spears for some reason.

I don't know how old you are, but my experience with Britney Spears was largely positive and would be more tied to the Jergen's Bowl.

 

[LisaLT]

I don't know how old you are, but my experience with Britney Spears was largely positive and would be more tied to the Jergen's Bowl.

Do you know her personally? Pop tart simply implies she is a "pop star". Not necessarily a negative, but I don't listen to this style of music.

 

[Frog Wild]

Pop Tarts will be easier to throw onto the field and I'm guessing that with the right toss, you can probably get some distance.

 

[Deep Purple]

Do you know her personally? Pop tart simply implies she is a "pop star". Not necessarily a negative, but I don't listen to this style of music.

Maybe only a male is "equipped" to "grasp" 06DallasFrog's subtle quip.

 

[BrewingFrog]

Maybe only a male is "equipped" to "grasp" 06DallasFrog's subtle quip.

Sometimes, the female mind is a little slippery about such things...

 

[LisaLT]

Maybe only a male is "equipped" to "grasp" 06DallasFrog's subtle quip.

So fill me in. Jergens is a lotion brand. What am I missing lol...

 

[CryptoMiner]

I’ve been questioning the unfrosted pop tart since the 1960’s. No good reason for that to exist.

Toast a little crispy and then add a little butter, oh yeah!

 

[Deep Purple]

So fill me in. Jergens is a lotion brand. What am I missing lol...

And I thought you were a woman of the world...

 

[TopFrog]

So fill me in. Jergens is a lotion brand. What am I missing lol...

I am going to let someone else "hand"le that.

 

[Eight]

So fill me in. Jergens is a lotion brand. What am I missing lol...

 

[CryptoMiner]

So fill me in. Jergens is a lotion brand. What am I missing lol...

He is saying he masturbated to Brittany Spears photo with a hand lathered in Jergens lotion.

 

[Eight]

He is saying he masturbated to Brittany Spears photo with a hand lathered in Jergens lotion.

to be fair, he never said nor implied a photo was involved, but ummm...everything else that crypto typed