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<blockquote data-quote="tcudoc" data-source="post: 2456630" data-attributes="member: 44"><p><strong>C.D.</strong>: <em>[challenged to think of twenty jokes better than "Big Nose"]</em> Let's start with... Obvious: 'scuse me, is that your nose or did a bus park on your face? Meteorological: everybody take cover, she's going to blow! Fashionable: you know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger, like... <em>Wyoming.</em> Personal: well, here we are, just the three of us. Punctual: all right, Delbman, your nose was on time but <em>you</em> were fifteen minutes late! Envious: Ooooh, I wish I were you! Gosh, to be able to smell your own ear! Naughty: uh, pardon me, sir, some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away. Philosophical: you know, it's not the size of a nose that's important, it's what's <em>in it</em> that matters. Humorous: laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze, and it's <em>goodbye, Seattle!</em> Commercial: hi, I'm Earl Scheib, and I can paint that nose for $39.95! Polite: uh, would you mind not bobbing your head? The, uh, orchestra keeps changing tempo. Melodic: Everybody. He's got the whole world ...</p><p><strong>Everyone</strong>: <em>[singing]</em> In his nose!</p><p><strong>C.D.</strong>: Sympathetic: aw, what happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God? Complimentary: you must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on. Scientific: Say, does that thing there influence the tides? Obscure: whoa! I'd hate to see the grindstone. Well, think about it. Inquiring: when you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid? French: saihr, ze pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave! Pornographic: finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once! How many is that?</p><p><strong>Dean</strong>: Fourteen, Chief!</p><p><strong>C.D.</strong>: Religious: the Lord giveth... and He just kept on giving, didn't He? Disgusting: Say, who mows your nose hair? Paranoid: keep that guy away from my cocaine! Aromatic: it must be wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee... in <em>Brazil.</em> Appreciative: Oooh, how original! Most people just have their teeth capped. <em>[he pauses, pretending to be stumped, while the crowd urges him on]</em> All right. Dirty: your name wouldn't be Dick, would it?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="tcudoc, post: 2456630, member: 44"] [B]C.D.[/B]: [I][challenged to think of twenty jokes better than "Big Nose"][/I] Let's start with... Obvious: 'scuse me, is that your nose or did a bus park on your face? Meteorological: everybody take cover, she's going to blow! Fashionable: you know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger, like... [I]Wyoming.[/I] Personal: well, here we are, just the three of us. Punctual: all right, Delbman, your nose was on time but [I]you[/I] were fifteen minutes late! Envious: Ooooh, I wish I were you! Gosh, to be able to smell your own ear! Naughty: uh, pardon me, sir, some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away. Philosophical: you know, it's not the size of a nose that's important, it's what's [I]in it[/I] that matters. Humorous: laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze, and it's [I]goodbye, Seattle![/I] Commercial: hi, I'm Earl Scheib, and I can paint that nose for $39.95! Polite: uh, would you mind not bobbing your head? The, uh, orchestra keeps changing tempo. Melodic: Everybody. He's got the whole world ... [B]Everyone[/B]: [I][singing][/I] In his nose! [B]C.D.[/B]: Sympathetic: aw, what happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God? Complimentary: you must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on. Scientific: Say, does that thing there influence the tides? Obscure: whoa! I'd hate to see the grindstone. Well, think about it. Inquiring: when you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid? French: saihr, ze pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave! Pornographic: finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once! How many is that? [B]Dean[/B]: Fourteen, Chief! [B]C.D.[/B]: Religious: the Lord giveth... and He just kept on giving, didn't He? Disgusting: Say, who mows your nose hair? Paranoid: keep that guy away from my cocaine! Aromatic: it must be wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee... in [I]Brazil.[/I] Appreciative: Oooh, how original! Most people just have their teeth capped. [I][he pauses, pretending to be stumped, while the crowd urges him on][/I] All right. Dirty: your name wouldn't be Dick, would it? [/QUOTE]
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