Fire Coach Patterson?

[illini_frog]

....not
http://coacheshotseat.com/CoachesHotSeatRanking.htm

According to this super-scientific, absolutely reliable (sarcasm for the slower posters) "ranking" of coaches, our coach currently has the "coldest" hot seat of anybody in the country.

Nothing that huge or important, just thought I'd share with the rest of y'all.

 

[NubomTurk]

Ten years. No national championship. Just sayin'.

 

[Young and Horned]

No #1 picks either.

 

[NubomTurk]

And he hasn't solved the national debt cris, nor has he negotiated a fair and lasting peace in the Middle East.

What does he DO with his time, anyway?

 

[Frog-in-law1995]

Not sure I underderstand your headline. Still, thanks for the post. Interesting that Mike Locksley makes more than an SEC coach (James Franklin at Vanderbilt) and Bronco Mendenhall.

 

[jake102]

Patterson is the LeBron James of college football. All hype and talk, no substance.

 

[NubomTurk]

Patterson is the LeBron James of college football. All hype and talk, no substance.

Yep, and everyone knows it. That's why, whenever there's a coaching vacancy at some powerhouse school, Patterson's name never comes up.

 

[jake102]

Yep, and everyone knows it. That's why, whenever there's a coaching vacancy at some powerhouse school, Patterson's name never comes up.

I'm surprised that Ohio State hasn't gone after him yet... I guess they really are trying to clean up their program.

 

[BrewingFrog]

And he hasn't solved the national debt cris, nor has he negotiated a fair and lasting peace in the Middle East.

What does he DO with his time, anyway?

Nano-actuated recombinant DNA. He's got cancer dead in his sights...

 

[BABYFACE]

I know this is all sarcasm, but I wouldn't summon the bad karma bug. Plus, the headline of this thread is pure yellow journalism. Illini, a job at the National Enquirer might be a fit.

 

[NubomTurk]

Nano-actuated recombinant DNA. He's got cancer dead in his sights...

But can the nano-actuated recombinant DNA cells hunt together?

 

[jckilman]

What I cannot stand is his super cool. He never says anything; he just stands there showing no enthusiasm. Can't we find someone with a bit of personality? Maybe Pat Sullivan would come back.

 

[illini_frog]

To the two geniuses who criticized the headline of this thread,
I was being sarcastic.

Sincerely,
Illini_Frog

 

[Frognosticator]

What I cannot stand is his super cool. He never says anything; he just stands there showing no enthusiasm. Can't we find someone with a bit of personality? Maybe Pat Sullivan would come back.

Hell, if you want personality, lets just ask Neil Dougherty to coach the football team. He'd be the best dressed coach in the country!

 

[BABYFACE]

To the two geniuses who criticized the headline of this thread,
I was being sarcastic.

Sincerely,
Illini_Frog

The first line in my post said that I realized it was sarcasm. I criticized for the headline you used so people would click on your thread.

 

[berryfrog95]

no 5* recruits.......

 

[BleedNPurple]

Football season can't start soon enough!

 

[namollec]

Did someone say "Chipotle"?

 

[An-Cap Frog]

I am shocked that Lane Kiffin is only 35...LHCGP ranks 13th in salary...The Northwestern job should not be yellow...

 

[maxmtex]

This guy has Les Miles as one of the "safest" coaches in the country. Not so. If LSU doesn't wint 10 games this year, Miles will be on the hottest hot-seat around. He has a lot of trust to regain after the past three seasons of coaching fiascos.